Mrdad01

mrdad01


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Photoshop fail 12 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Let's all say it together, BUTT FLOSS!
Deadly predator catches a mouse 8 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
People say chickens are herbivores they are not they are actually true omnivores and will eat meat quite happily.
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Got them Triple-Triple skillz 8 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
That brings back some memories, my family used to play scrabble every thanksgiving and Christmas, I was able to win a couple good rounds thanks in part to a good vocabulary.
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Damn 17 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Sounds like me in 2016, I had multiple break downs both at work and at home, between a friend and a parent both dying of cancer and and aunt dying of kidney failure I was a total shit show, I'm still not entirely recovered from it.
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Banana for scale 9 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Its a catato.
He must be really popular 9 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
When most of them are really as hard as the second trip to the toilet after a three day exlax bender.
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He must be really popular 9 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
So they look like what 99% of them are.
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The forgetful ballerina 9 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Its not the show the audience paid for but they got their monies worth.
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Shower thoughts 4 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Wow it must suck to be like that, my hands are about equal except that I can't write well with my left hand (I can but I prefer my right hand for fine skills like that.)
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The Kaye effect - chaotic jets of shampoo 3 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I thought that said kanye effect for a second and I thought to myself 'who the fresh hell wants to see shit spraying all over'
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Car for wheelchair users 15 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
This would be more for things like school, doctors appointments, or daily work than a night of binge drinking with friends, or getting a weeks worth of groceries. So yeah it's not as practical as an suv or van or hell even little beater car like my spare vehicle, but I could see it still getting daily use, I'm not disabled to the extent of a wheelchair bound person but my vehicle only sees use outside of work maybe three times a week.
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The last generation 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
At least you guys have baby pictures, all I have are grade school pics and they are just plain awful!
The last special day 2 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Since I've seen 'adults' over 40 throw tantrums because the coffee makers at my store broke adult has no meaning! I mean I'm a 31 year old manager and couldn't give less of a shit about the coffee makers breaking as I understand that something mechanical that sees use 24/7/363 (we close two days a year) is bound to break at some point!
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The don't deserve you 4 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I have no camera on my desktop as for the front camera on my phone I scrambled it when I rooted my phone and enabled tethering.
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An important message we can all take into 2018 regardless of race, gender, creed, 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Well this atheist paid for a person's gas this morning because their card was declined and 0°f is not a temperature to be stuck on the side of the road with no fuel! On another note while traveling ALWAYS CARRY SOME CASH!
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Happy new year? 4 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I looked exactly the same for all three minutes, I was working.
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Earth is not flat 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
*waits for flat earthers*
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how? 34 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Yeah, I have one kid. I'm very protective of my child, we've been through a lot of crap together seeing as I've had custody since six months old.
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how? 34 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I don't think that was her issue, she wanted a kid with me, then after we got the news, back tracked, I've never heard the word abortion so many times in 9 months in my life. Then she just quit caring started smoking more and doing stupid shit(trying to kill the baby) despite her best efforts and an incompetent obgyn he survived, a little worse for the wear, he has some minor delays. I think I made a mistake on who I chose to have a child with, I would dearly love to be a happy whole family instead of an overworked single dad but it's not in the cards and I don't have the emotional strength to put myself through another failure!
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how? 34 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Real question, how could a woman go through all of that, only to reject the child after its born?
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His girlfriend ladies and gentlemen 8 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
About like my ex, except for the fact that I got all the blame for her issues.
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Lucy the edgy teenager 10 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
This was in Maryland at the time. This particular manager and I never got along, as another employee had way worse on his car and this guy never said word one to him, for the record the other employee was better looking than me and this manager did not hide the fact that he was gay. we didn't get alone because he always blamed me for everything that went wrong even if it happened when I was not working, he even blamed me for having a bad reaction to a new medication and having to be taken to the hospital! In a word he was a 10 ton dick!
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You will still be able to do this 6 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
"Cunt" wow that's putting it mildly, I called him a pus filled genital munching crustacean the other day.
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Lucy the edgy teenager 10 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I had a bumpersticker of the working in hell quip. My boss at the time was not amused, when he kept complaining about it I finally snapped and told him 'you don't pay my insurance or make my car payments and you don't own my car, it's my property and I'll decorate it as I please!'
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Not a Big Enough Stash Spot 4 Me 9 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Well that's why you try to remember which one is the false one or risk getting toasted.