Mrdad01

mrdad01


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Barry: Whats your superpower again? Bruce: Im rich 20 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
So gold painted shit?
Why is this so true 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
No she was probably the first real woman (as opposed to dried up witch in a skin suit) to actually show him a good time.
Get your priority straight 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
A bunch of beer is a pallet load of the same brand/unit type (a pallet of 30 boxes of 30 pack cans would be a bunch) at least that's how the invoices at my store are worded.
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The shame toilet 4 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I would've waited for about a minute before using the excavator to knock the crapper over onto its door then sat the bucket on the back, then took the key and gone for a two hour lunch.
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Why is this so true 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Well hillary has also sucked the life out of him.
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Cancer may cause smoking 8 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Try working retail at a gas station, I have a 55% higher chance of getting cancer from the fuel alone, don't get started on the chemicals used to clean the store and fuel pumps and the gloves that corporate provide melt if you get the chemicals on them.
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Only bronze chat 3 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Using deliberately insensitive verbal/typed phrases to upset others in order to gain some advantage.
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Just deserts 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Good I hope they bin the trash.
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Living off the grid 5 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
They make garage doors with integrated smaller doors but the tend to be drafty.
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Awww, cute horsie! 23 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Probably using internet explorer on dialup.
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Expected heroes 11 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Good work guys!
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Stupid 15 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Stay away from tide pods they are bad for the brain and life.
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Pls, I can't sleep 20 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
As I recall that was a possibility, I could likely be wrong as my interest in history tends to stray more towards real subjects and less of the legendary/fictional items.
That's ALOT of kiddos 13 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
No, more like a hot dog on a six lane highway during rush hour.
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Boob tape failure 2 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
That thing fell quicker than my faith in humanity!
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PETA isn't so smart 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
This is peta we are talking about, they are not exactly known for being the brightest bulbs in las vegas.
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Someone allways pulls the burden 6 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Take the politics to the dumpster and join it for a hot cup of garbage water. Thank you!
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Lonely 9 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Sleep, fix electronics, play some games, try and repair all the half-arsed stuff around my property.
Marine creature Tomopteris 3 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Nope! Time to surface and hit dry land!
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Pls, I can't sleep 20 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
If I'm not mistaken, and deal with me here as my history is rusty, centaur are born by a male centaur and female human mating and the original centaur was born of one of zues' many adventures.
Everything but the shower. 11 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I'm often so tired and sore after work I fall asleep until the water gets cold.
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Following safety procedures 5 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
That person must have a very dim personality.
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Never seen it like that 23 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I live two miles from the nearest main road and my driveway alone is 1/10 of a mile long needless to say without my car(s) I'm stuck at home. Just to the nearest town is six miles away and my job is 13.
That's ALOT of kiddos 13 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Ok, time to close up shop!
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Never seen it like that 23 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Unless you live in an area with no public transit (that you don't have to schedule a week in advance) and no trains except for a scenic and freight, I'm not walking five hours to work and not biking either.
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