When me and my 3 younger brothers were little every time my Mom or Dad came home from work we all run to them and say hi and we missed them and what we did that day.
I gotten my first real furry son around that time. (I had dogs and cats before but he was mine not “family pet”)
He would follow me to greet our Mom and/or Dad. It got to where before we even knew our parents where home my Dog would run to the door ready to greet them with out us kids.
At one point we all grew up and stop doing it but my dog kept doing it. He would do a little dance and try to hop into their arms.
That is the great thing about animals they never grow out of greeting you at the door and being so happy to see you even though your own kids and/or spouse grew out of it. Pets will always be happy to see you.

When you tell people you had 4 Chicks on your bed and they don’t believe you lol

You know it’s why your pets follow you to the toilet.
They want to show they have your back while you go potty because they know how vulnerable you are doing it.
Now the question is why hat if your pet doesn’t follow you to the bathroom is it because they feel you can protect yourself or is it they don’t care about you?
My pets always follow me lol every pet I ever had.

STOP IT STOP IT!!!
SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!!!
*Cries in corner*
I am not old!
I’m NOT!
*sings and rocks while crying*
What would you do if I sang out of tune?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I will sing you a song.
I will try not to sing out of key yeah.
*mumbles “It’s not fair! I need Winnie Cooper.”*

When it happens to me I think Who tagged me? I don’t remember this post!
Than I see it was someone commenting on an old post I also commented on or rarely it is them replying to my comment. When that happens I just think WHY DID THEY RESPOND ITS BEEN FOREVER??

You know the grim reaper will play chess with you for your soul.

Looks like a 90s album cover lmfao

I remember that.
My husband really loves wrestling and he had me watching it with him.
Sadly Eddie Guerrero passed away and they didn’t get to finish the storyline.
He died from a heart problem due to an illness he had.
He claimed he was the Dad of Rey Mysterio’s son. That he gave them sperm so Rey and his wife could have the kid.
Truth was the kid was really just Rey’s.
But Rey and Eddie where very close friends.
What you really need to look into though is that Rey Mysterio killed a man in the ring. For real!

I remember wishbone lol Honestly only watched because the dog played the biggest parts in the stories lmfao

Our dog never barks she wants something she just stares you down with her eyebrows till you give in.
Only time she barks is if you bark first. Lol
Funny part is if you bark loud she bark loud but you bark in a whisper she barks in a whisper.
Best is when she howls she rolls her howl like you roll R sound. It’s so cute lol

I can over look all sorts of health issues over look height or weight when it comes to loving someone but seriously they have to be able to eat cheese I would not be able to live with out cheese. If one day I go to the doctor and they say sorry but you can’t eat cheese or any kind of dairy you are lactose intolerant. That will be the day I end my life. Lmao
Bless your hearts people who can’t enjoy cheese. I feel so much pain for you. Special those who swear soy cheese is the same as real cheese. No l tell them no it’s not. That is just bean dip pretending to be cheese.

“OLD MAN SMITHERS!?!?!?”

All except the font and notifications for me lol
But on my PC yes to all. Mainly because I rarely get on it and I am blind as a fucking bat lmfao I’m part deaf as well lol.
But seriously I am due to a dumb ass cotton ball in my teens that got logged in my ear and I had no clue was there. A school nurse put it in because I got hit in the head on that side and it caused blood to pour out my ear.
I got checked I was fine took out cotton ball and developed ear aches on top of ear aches on top of 2 swimmers ear. Than one day I couldn’t take it so I stuck tweezers in my ear deep and found a cotton ball so covered with ear wax and blood and soaked in old medicine. Took it to the doctor he said that was the cause. Fucking nurse PACKED my ear and only told me she put in 1 in when really she put 2.
The doctor kept saying there was blockage but it just looked like ear wax build up but turned out the wax was just completely covering the real problem.
So in that ear I am particularly deaf.

When your advertisement team is well worth the money lol

Wait where is the Chili cheese fries???

As a kid my parents used to keep all the gifts hidden till Christmas morning where we kids would wake to find them under the tree. When we all reached the age of knowing the truth they just stack them up as they got them.
So we kids over the years learned to gently unwrap the gifts so we could rewrap them where our parents was none the wiser that we peeked. Every year we always acted like we had no clue what we got lol.
For my daughter we would put the gifts out early but we had Santa leave a note saying he knows what a good girl she was and he knows she won’t peek. Also that the reason he is leaving the gifts early is because there was so many good kids that year he decided to let the really good kids get some their gifts early to help with the big delivery. Lol
Far as we know she never peeked. But same thing is what my parents thought lmfao

Waffle fries is by far my favorite

It’s the Karen parking space.
They think they have the same rights as the disabled but truth is they have their head up their ass.

It’s been so long since I have seen that movie it took me a minute lol

So here is the thing
I have extremely bad knees due to when I was a teen and dislocated my knee cap in my sleep and my parents never got it fixed. Long story there. Plus I suffer from lung issues. Another long story.
But due to them on bad days I am forced to use an electric cart in stores and when we go to Disneyland.
Now though I have used them some what often in the past I am a TERRIBLE DRIVER! lmfao
I can not count how many times I ran over something or hit a shelf.
And worse is when I end up like this lmfao
One time I legit just got out the cart had my kid sit on it and as she turned it I pushed it.