The cow had it coming.lol

They were such a great youtube family. I still can't believe shay the dad cheated on his wife. What a peice of shit. His wife is kind loving funny and beautiful. And he was this big fat ass who had more hair than a gorilla. He use to look good but after getting married let it all go. She had all those kids and still stayed beautiful. Yet he still cheated on her.
Its beyond fucked up.
He got famous and noticed girls liked him because he was famous.
What a peice of shit.
All his kids friends know that they do youtube so now all their friends know he cheated on thier mom and ofcourse that is how the kids found out.
So for ranting but he had a beautiful wife and awesome kids and he threw it all away. What a dick.

I can not count how many fucking times I have seen these pictures I always thought 2 people took a pic of it falling at the right time. Lmfao it was a dog this whole fucking time. Lmfao

Cat: (Inner thoughts) Just shut up Mark just shut up. God you are so boring. O look at me I saw a movie blah blah blah. Gahd when will he leave. This is my house MY HOUSE. Stupid Mark. I wish he could read minds he could hear me say it. IF YOU CAN READ MINDS SHUT THE FUCK UP MARK AND GO HOME!!
I knew I shouldn't of got rid of the dog. It would of gotten rid of Mark.

Cat: You said you was putting this on the internet did you not?
Well how else will it go viral with out a cat in it?

Mom: Hay stupid, you dont "pass" a pregnancy test. You either get a positive or a negitive. There is no pass or fail.

That one car is in the wrong group.

That is an awesome idea for anyone who has elderly dogs or live in apartments with small dogs

I grew up when stuffed crust was invented so yeah even if the crust is just crust I am conditioned to eat it lol

The difference between a morning person and the rest of the world lol

My heaven is going to be me reuniting with a shit ton of pets lol

Awwwww

Outside the stadium listening lol

My Dad told me there is a difference between an elf and Elves.
Elfs use cute magic, they are tiny people that made shoes or cookies in trees or toys with santa. They wear cute little outfits and look like children but smaller.
An Elve is a tall human like creature with powerful magic and makes magical weapons.
Both are ageless both can be evil but one is not the other.

Stickers
Or sticker burs

My husband got a new license about a year ago. When he took the picture the woman bust oit laughing she literally was gasping for breath lol. She shows the pitcure to us and we nearly died as well. Lol he looked like a total idiot. She asked if he was sure that was what he wanted as his picture. He said yes lol. I have never in my life heard of someone getting asked if they want to retake the picture.

Meatloaf says he wants anchovies lol