TV show please lol

I love all animals lol any shape or size. My Dad even thought when I was a kid I be a Zoologist when I grew up because I tried to bring every animal I see home lol.
But for dogs though I would love any kind I adore lap dogs the most with short hair. Not fluffy.
But cats MUST be fluffy lol OMGod I LOVE FLUFFY KITTYS lol

The poor man lost 2 wife's he is a good father his business of left handed items keeps going under (maybe due to the fact God thinks being left hand is a sin lol) he repeatedly takes Homer's crap yet still thinks of him as his best friend he adores the Simpson kids treats them as his own the list just goes on and on.
And the only VERY FEW TIMES he went crazy or got angry he apologized and begged for forgiveness.
The poor man never gets a break lol

See never Texas always our neighbors lmao

My Dad passed away September 4, 2016. And ever since than every night my Mom goes to bed wearing his shirts. They were married 45 years.

I feel like I should say this because this was actually good so...
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When the spoon broke and he thought it was the end but the thing had more lmfao I nearly died from laughing.

WHAT GROCERY STORE SELLS DICK PASTA???????
I have NEVER seen that in a normal grocery store only in places like Spencers lol

I actually have a story to go with this lol
My family in Texas owns around 54 acres of land and we raise cattle for breeding ONLY. So my uncle knows each and every cow/bull. Well one day he sees this trailer pull up to the gate of the land. They whole land is like a forest of wild mesquite trees so he doesn't see what they do. After. They leave he figured out who they were. So he goes over to the land to see if they took a cow or something so he calls them all over and all is there BUT there is new one half dead. It is just to far gone. It was obviously sick and has been for a long time. So my uncle got our cows away from it. He than helped it be as comfy as it could and it died in less than 2 or 3 hours after being dropped off.
My uncle covers it up than calls up who dropped it off. He told them he wouldn't call the cops if they get the cow. Those idiots didn't show up for days. So my uncle said get your ass over here or I will call the cops NOW!
Continued...

This is false I am so tired of seeing this.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK LMFAO

Isn't the woman to men ratio like more women than men? Soooooo men finding a woman should not be to hard.

Because for the top one you are risking death where the second one you are risking debt

I had this one dog when I was a teenager. He was very protective of me and the whole family. Unless you have a gun OR you put your hand in the shape of a gun. Than he whines like he is pleading for his life. But if you had a knife he kick your ass. But no guns lmao. I swear he would show the robber where we hide the good stuff if they put thier hand in the shape of a gun.

She got a shit ton farther than I could lol. I barely eat one of those sets. Maybe when I was a teenager I could do 2 or 3 sets but not no more lmao I am getting little old lady appetite age lmao