You can tear down a city to rubble in a day but it will be built back by the next morning. That has always been one of my favorite things about man kind.

This is why I go stright up in the middle for warm water. No going NO TO HOT!!! Or SHIT TO COLD!!! Just wash hands and BOOM done.

I hope not because when I was 12 I dreamed Alf ate my cat.

Let's burnt buns or electrocuted through static shock. Hard to decide which was worse.

Mother of the bride: "Stop that shit this is a church. This is why her Daddy is by the door with a shotgun."

When I was a kid going grocery shopping with my Dad and that would happen he would say quick cover your eyes the veggies are taking a shower and in public. lol

Just think what would have happen if he had a loving home and lived in a good neighborhood. If he lived where he never had to worry about the guns on the streets or the drugs in his home. He wouldn't have became the man we all know today.
He could have been a man in an office or a doctor or lawyer or maybe a teacher.
But he was delt the card of pain and suffering so one day he could show others there is a way out.
Because some people like him who live through hell all their life use it to fuel their rockets out of there. While others rather fester in the muck and choose to shovel the shit higher.
Put down the shovels and build yourself a rocket.

Many MANY years ago when I was a teen I had probably the BEST dream any girl (who likes boys) could ever have.
It was like I was watching it not living it (sadly). See there was this damn sexy Native American, feathers in his long Raven hair, his bare chest glistening, the girl beautiful curly wavey ringlets of gold, her in a white cotten nighty floor length. She was waiting in the stables where the Native American boy comes in and holds her tight and whispers how he cant hold his love for her back any more and how she is the ONLY reason he stayed there. They kiss he tilts he back and just as he goes her nighty...
BIG FUCKING LETTERS POPPED UP AND SAID...
"TO BE CONTINUED"
!!!!
Than I woke up.
WTFUCK!!!!!!!
By the way it NEVER continued. Till this day it pisses me off.

Every time I see her the southerner in me comes out lol
So first thing that popped in my head after reading this was "Bless her heart" lol

Quick question what do last place winners get? Yeah NOTHING! So you best be having a fall back plan. There is even HIGHLY payed actors who if decided to never act again or Hollywood decided they are has beens wouldn't be on the streets once the money runs out. They be lawyers and scientist other high paying jobs.
So hay spend you nights pushing your skills on anything that your heart desires but take you but to class and become someone.

But imagine the story that kid has when people ask what happen to his arm.

We SERIOUSLY need to find you a girlfriend.

Lmfao omgod mathmachicken

Doesn't look like a pencil to me. lol

Spider-Man should have said "Well you see spider buddy I am on an important mission given to my by Iron Man. He said that some evil doer's where trying to steal all the birthday cakes in the world to use the birthday wishes and wish an evil monster to earth. So all us superheros decided we were going to go to little heros like you and make sure you get your birthday wish and not that evil doer. And while I am here who says we can't have some fun? Because what is a birthday party without having fun?"

I have a tree system to figure out where I want to eat. lol
I pick one
Burgers
Pizza
Dine in
Chicken
Tacos
Sandwiches
Say I pick chicken.
Sonic - Do I want a milkshake as well
A&W - Do I want to drink BEST Root beer ever
Carl's Jr - Do I want waffle fries
KFC - Do I want mash potatoes and gravy
Than I pick.
Not going to lie usually ends up KFC when picking chicken lol
And these are just my local restaurants. There is a Chick-fil-A but I refuse to go to them.
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So see I can figure out what I want to eat in a minute. And plan a full vacation so well that I know in advance all the discounts I know what restaurant servers what and what places will be not to busy and not being under maintenance. AND I can pack for it.
BECAUSE I AM A MOM!!!
*Superhero music playing in the background*

That was rude as hell. They could of said "That is really sweet but I just don't feel that way about you."

One man's trash is another man's head piece.

Looks like a bunny lol

When I was a kid my parents tried to pull that shit with me but I would tell them hay don't forget I was born on your anniversary. So unless you want the happy anniversary song right after the birthday song don't you dare do it. lol so neither of us ever got sung to.
And yeah I was born on my Mom and Dad's 11th anniversary. 80D I was such a special baby God said let her be a gift. lol That is what my grandmother always use to say.

The black lines is the yes that is how rare it is.