When grandma says give me a smile and I will give you some money.

Is 11 was a puppy lol

My daughter just 2 days ago went to the dentist she is 11 and I showed her this and she damn near pissed herself laughing.

And the reason why anime/manga do this is so you can EASILY tell who is who.

The black sheep in my family is my 2nd to youngest brother. He is a total asshole.
He lives to argue even if he knows you are right.
Like if I said that the sky is blue he would say it isn't.
He is mentally abusive to everyone around him. He will even get physically abusive than play the victim because everyone he tries to get physically abusive with won't take his shit and hits back and he is a shitty fighter.
He treats people like dirt makes fun of people even when they are in pain and one of these days he is going to start something with someone and lose his life.
Multiple times he was almost killed. 2 to my other brothers were going to kill him and one time my own husband.
He needs to grow up and stop his shit. I pray he needs gets kids. Especially since his gf is a child abuser. She worked in a daycare and THREW A KID!! luckily the girl only got a bruise on her arm.
He will always be my brother and I will always love him but I do not like him. Maybe 1 Day I will.

Best return insult I ever did was when my youngest brother was 13 me and him we're sitting on the living room couch watching a western movie. Then out of the blue he thought he would be funny and insult me. He looked right at me and said "if you were a native American your name would be tons of fun". The little ass. So I using quick wit I said "well if you were native American your name would be little corn".
His mouth fell open in shock my dad was in the room sitting in his chair and heard what we said he about nearly fell out of his chair laughing and guess whose nick name stuck. Yep my brother's nickname is now little corn lol lol

When I was a kid my older brother's love and grew up listing to metal and they pretty much lead the path for my younger brother's musical taste. I liked some of it just not all of it. Mostly because my generation was pop lol my. Rothers grew up 70s and early 80s I grew up late.80s and 90s
Well anywho one day my brother's were listening to Alice Cooper. And I have at that time just watched a movie called Roadie which stars Meatloaf and Alice Cooper.is in it.
In the movie when Alice Cooper first shows up he doesn't have makeup or the leather. He looked like a complete dork/nerd.
So I say to my brother's isn't funny how with out his make up and leather he likes like a nerd.
And they looked at me.lime I just took a dump on a baby.
I got yelled at being told no he don't and so on. Lol
Well look here is the clip of him you tell me lol
https://youtu.be/V8ZhfhVwhGM
Incase you can't tell lol he is the one in white

Here is the true story
The Georgia State Patrol (GSP) say a fatal wreck involved four tractor-trailers and a small pickup truck, killing two people … GSP says a tractor-trailer ran into the back of a second tractor-trailer. That second tractor-trailer then a drove over a silver pickup, crushing it, and ran into a third tractor-trailer. GSP said the third tractor-trailer hit a fourth one.
The driver of the pickup, Larry Donnell Adams, 53, of Benton, Louisiana and the passenger, Peggy O’Neal, 51, of Bossier City, Louisiana were killed in the crash.

She is one of my favorite characters on that show.
Stayed loyal to one man all because at a party he was the only one nice to her.
Fought a FREAKING BEAR!!! IN A DRESS!!! WITH A WOODEN SWORD!!!
She was hit THREE FREAKING time by it.
I am TOTALLY shipping her and Tormund
She is loyal, brave, and she holds honor above all others.
She is all around one bad ass woman.

It's living your life as the little engineer that could just repeating it over and over and over lmao

Welcome to the wide world of name brand.
See when you buy a name brand product you not only buy:
The item
Work in making it
Price to ship to you/store
Store mark up
BUT ALLLLLLSOOOOO
THE NAME IT'S SELF!!!!!!!
Yes see when you buy a name brand you pay for the name.
Levi's Jeans you buy it's name
Oreo Cookies you paid for a name
iPhone yup name
O what about Toys???
Yeah you paid for a name. So that cute little Barbie doll you gave your neice for her birthday Mattel says thanks.
Look you don't like it buy none name brand. But really when it comes down to it some products you really should buy name brand not only due to familiarity but due to sometimes those products are made better and have better return policies if it does break.
So yeah thems the breaks lol

Till you realize no one but you will clean after them. We have so many pets but WHO is on potty duty (tee hee dooty lol) ME!!! THEY AREN'T EVEN ALL MINE!!! One is my husband's one is my daughter's and the dog belongs to all of us.
BUT NOOooooo let Mama clean the potty pads and litter boxes.
Who also feeds them?
Ummmm ME!!!!
Who baths them? The Hubby? WRONG ME AGAIN!!!
(-.-) I swear if they weren't cute.

Link so I may send to my brothers lol

Kevin Hart may be small but his heart is GIANT!
I guess that is why his last name is short for Heart.

I feel like a caterpillar will come out soon blowing smoke in my face asking me Who the fuck are you?

I feel like this is so messed up. Lol
For one think of all the bad things people look up using it.
Second I am pretty sure God is not loving his only so being used as a wifi antenna.

Eggs

When my daughter was sin kindergarten I would get there early to wait till she got out. I met adorable elderly couple.
They lived across the street since they were born. They played together everyday.
The day after they graduated high school they had thier wedding.
The cutest story they told me was when they were both 6 they were sitting on the woman's front porch holding hands. They said they always knew they were soul mates (awww) well her grandmother who she claimed was a mean old witch lol came out and said you will get her pregnant get you hands off her don't you ever touch her again.
Later that day they held hands again with out thinking. So the woman said O NO YOU GOT ME PREGNANT!! So he dropped to one knee and said than I will marry you and get a job and we can raise the baby together.
So they went to her house holding hands. The grandmother sees them and yells hay let go of her!!
The woman says it's ok he says he will marry me and get a job so we can take care of the baby.

Not Penny's Boat

My 2 years younger brother would NEVER take this medicine. So my grandmother would tell him it was strawberry milk. And he take it. Now he nearly vomits when offered strawberry milk lol