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natethegreat


Ï äm @dj_nä_tëx rëïncärnätëd.
lüh wörld jüst sëëms tö hätë më för sömë rëäsön.

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Spying 101 13 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
is there an echo?
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Aggressive hiring tactics 4 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
Now they're now hiring right now right now now now now
Spying 101 13 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
CYKA BLYAT
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A system designed to fail 17 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
WHOA WHOA WHOA
SLOW DOWN
THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE RIGHT NOW
I KNOW YOU GRADUATED FROM HARVARD BUT
JUST SLOWLY EXPLAIN THE PLAN...IT'S JUST TOO GENIUS...
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English is strange 7 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
Damn
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Dishonor! 25 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
ONNER AAN AMERIKUH, ONNER AAN SHEVROHLAY.
FERGET UH FORD, SUN...GETTA SHEVY, LIDDLE BOY...
*KOFF KOFF*
AMERIKUH, BICHES.
WASSUP?!...
Good boy 3 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
my dog, my boye :)
I used to have a German Shepard but he's been gone for around 10 years now :(
R.I.P.
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Good boy 3 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
mein hund, mein junge :)
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Nothing changed 4 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
I'm a spiritual
spherical
lyrical
extraterrestrial
individual
it's a miracle
here we go
it's only satirical
munch on delectables
use those receptacles
I'm not too accessible
but I'm respectable
always dependable
always a spectacle
never been typical
y'all too hysterical
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Think of the children! 9 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
hit 'em with dat whaaapaaahhh
Dishonor! 25 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
*germans laughing in the shadows*
*sleeps anyway* 3 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
why are you sleeping with your phone charging on the bed right next to you?
you're so screwed and you don't even know it.
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RIP 4 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
fuck you cat, I'ma whup your fucking ass boi
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Discovery 16 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
Ehh...my fingers make the noise for me.
A real 100% genuine snap.
Not a fake snap.
*monocle
Disabled girl proves herself 36 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
...y'all are good...real good...too good...
*narrows eyes*
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Disabled girl proves herself 36 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
I have adhd and my sister taught me to read fluently by the time I was three
I
W I N
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Voluntold 1 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
"This ain't no relaxin' Jackson!"
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Patience 2 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
LIES
GOTTA GO FAST
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Who's a good boy? 10 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
*cough* A bag of marijuana that shouldn't even be illegal but people wanna pretend they're god and want to control everything *cough cough*
Robbers 1 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
"maybe you can shut the fuck up and suck his dick"
Oh when will it end........ See what I did there ;) 2 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
Ehh? Eeeeeeehhh?
The new way to do! 5 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
alright girl...*rips off pants*
It's SHOWTIME
This was actually on the air force website 15 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
I know it's a joke, but where can you actually learn all this stuff?
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It's not working 2 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
If you're not earning someone's lifetime at least every hour you're doing it wrong.
How to not drive like an ***hole 4 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
starring*