nätëthëgrëät

natethegreat


Ï äm @dj_nä_tëx rëïncärnätëd.
lüh wörld jüst sëëms tö hätë më för sömë rëäsön.

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Good question 2 comments
natethegreat · 1 day ago
Forgive me father, for I have cringed
How my Fiancee eats her pumpkin pie (there's a pie under there somewhere!) 2 comments
natethegreat · 1 day ago
More like CUM-kin pies...
Hah, get it?
Instead of PUMP-kins it's...cum-
...
I'll see myself out.
Hmmm 2 comments
natethegreat · 6 days ago
No esta España...:(
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I reached “genius level” in The New York Times Spelling Bee with a flourish today 1 comments
natethegreat · 1 week ago
"Diddy" is just "Diddly" without the "L"
JustAJoke 1 comments
natethegreat · 1 week ago
They not like us
killift 1 comments
natethegreat · 1 week ago
Killmatsu
Its over 1 comments
natethegreat · 1 week ago
Yes please :D
My nephew’s answer 1 comments
natethegreat · 1 week ago
Valid answer, fuck the educational system.
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I never was gonna put it in my mouth 2 comments
natethegreat · 1 week ago
Yo yo yo u got gas in yo azz, sun
Uninvited regal wacky 1 comments
natethegreat · 1 week ago
'cos that's probably the strongest love that exists between 2 humans.
Statistically, gay couples tend to stand the test of time, whereas lesbian couples typically do not.
Heterosexual couples are somewhere in the middle in terms of longevity, but these relationships are more complicated and frustrating, ( especially for men ) but that's a whole different conversation ;P
Relive the best nights of your life as your remember them – no matter how far back you 1 comments
natethegreat · 1 week ago
This what we doing now?...we posting ads?
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Very informative 1 comments
natethegreat · 2 weeks ago
How many stocks do I really got in stock, eh?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 + 5, aye!
I approve 1 comments
natethegreat · 2 weeks ago
SEEEGAAAAAAA
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In honor of the new she hulk show 1 comments
natethegreat · 2 weeks ago
Bruh WHAT lmfao
The doctor walked in as we were taking this and scolded me for not taking my vasectomy 1 comments
natethegreat · 2 weeks ago
"I don't think you fully appreciate the seriousness of this operation and wah wah wah wah wah womp womp womp"
Periodic pointless malicious 1 comments
natethegreat · 2 weeks ago
Fail
Insidious horrible grizzled 1 comments
natethegreat · 2 weeks ago
That :3 was fire
You Wouldn't Download a Snek 2 comments
natethegreat · 2 weeks ago
Bröther
how? 3 comments
natethegreat · 3 weeks ago
Kat
Instant contradiction on the Golden Gate Bridge 1 comments
natethegreat · 3 weeks ago
Just do what u want fuck that sign
Taking a long walk off a short pier (Lake Ontario) 1 comments
natethegreat · 4 weeks ago
On the pier with all of my peers and my friend Pierre, smoking Pierre's, smoke up in the air, sipping Perrier
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Now I get it with the owl logo 1 comments
natethegreat · 4 weeks ago
Say Drake...
My oil painting of Rose Caesar Salad and Fries 1 comments
natethegreat · 4 weeks ago
Salad loading screen be like:
Who else used to do this back in the day, amirite? 1 comments
natethegreat · 4 weeks ago
Original recipe, or extra crispy?....
The two things my girlfriend put on our shared shopping list 1 comments
natethegreat · 4 weeks ago
"A New Attitude"
Is that like an album or something