My brother got my cat a bed, even though i told him not to because my cat sleeps in my bed (on his own will). To this day he still hasn't slept in the bed.

My older brother could probably relate to that story, while i would relate more to noah's sister. I came along after my dad had secured a job at the government in the field he had actually studied. Before that i know he hopped from job to job, as a car washer and factory worker, all very little paying jobs. My mom hadnt lived in the country a year before my brother came into the picture. She didn't know the language, and didn't have the proper education to even get a minimum wage job. My dad had to carry both of them while my mom took courses to get her GED. By the time i was born, my aunt had finally been able to get my dad into her workplace and we were no longer below the poverty line. That was when i was around 2 years old. The coincidental timing of the two events (my birth, and my family's rise) actually led them to believe that it was me that brought them the good fortune. I think for that reason they constantly spoiled me.

Mom's a savage

There's actually more to this. After it went viral, people started posting even more people that look like these two. There were a lot i dont remember the exact count

Bailee madison is only 17. if anyone over 18 is lusting over her enough to want a pornstar lookalike of her, they need help.

Julius is the new pawpaw

Kinda want this as a tattoo omg

Im working on writing a musical about a disney actress that never made it big that goes to korea as an english teacher as a promise she made her mother, where she meets a man whos from korea ethnically but was born and raised in america, who is in korea now to handle his late mother's affairs and discovers she owed an unholy amount to four different loan sharks. Meanwhile, the principal at the school where the girl works is making creepy advances on her, and convinces her to go on a trip with him so she can finally make it big. I've only got bits and pieces of a couple of different songs written, most of which i came up with while i was bored at work lmao.

I'll tell you ware else is hard ;)

@ my parents

Are these for real and how do i get one?

Weak

If youre relying on youtube to help u save ur grandma... rip grandma

Hey well that means they cant be terribly far away

Once in 4th grade me n my friend both had a crush on the same guy. Seat change time comes around and i hang out in the classroom during recess like the antisocial kid i am, and watch as the teacher writes down some names sporadically, thinking as he goes. To a group of four tables, hes got me, some other random person, and the kid i have a crush on. One seat is free while he works on another group and he turns to ask me, "who do you want to sit with your group?" And i just named the other girl who had a crush on my crush. Neither of us got him in the end, but she and i became closer friends after sitting together for a while. :D

Ooof. Harsh.

Couple days ago my neighbour's house caught fire from something in the garage (its still undetermined) and 4 different firestations in the neighbourhood (out of 5) dispatched firetrucks. We do live really close to one of them, and because of their super quick response, none of the other houses were damaged. Had they been 2 minutes late, our house and the other side wouldve had damage as well.

My brother and i watched this, he said he wanted to watch it with me bc im studying linguistics, and legit I loved every moment of the movie, especially the part about the aliens' language.

There's vomit on his jersey already, Mom’s spaghetti