novelus
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Horrible pun 3 comments
novelus
· 6 years ago
A subLIMEinal message?
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Why was "flabbergasted" the word of choice here? 8 comments
novelus
· 6 years ago
I don't peel them here. We generally use the slices for garnishes or in our drinks.
Dedication at its finest 11 comments
novelus
· 6 years ago
No homework turned in was a 0. It still is a 0. It most likely will always be a 0.
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Playing hard to get 2 comments
Christmas came earlier this year 4 comments
I can’t get the 5th one 15 comments
novelus
· 6 years ago
The first one is Counting Crows.
The third one is The Grateful Dead.
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Edited 6 years ago
The third one is The Grateful Dead.
Fear of the unknown 11 comments
Ηunkules 22 comments
novelus
· 6 years ago
Can someone explain why we cannot talk about the thing? I know we aren't supposed to talk about it, but I've always wondered why.
Finally someone saying the truth 3 comments
novelus
· 6 years ago
However. At this moment, there have been 0 Shrek releases during Trump's presidency.
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Is this ok? 39 comments
novelus
· 6 years ago
Question. Why is it okay for men to go around not wearing shirts, but not for women to? If people stopped over specializing things that were not meant for a sexual purpose, these conversations wouldn't be happening.
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Is this ok? 39 comments
novelus
· 6 years ago
I've never said anything about a nip slip. My wife breastfeed the newborn baby we have. I would never tell her to cover up the baby's head just because others are uncomfortable. I don't give a damn about what others think. It isn't hurting them. It doesn't affect them. So screw off with that crap. It is utter bullshit. I'm not gonna have my baby's face covered all because someone is uncomfortable with a fucking breast. Jesus Christ, people. It is a natural occurrence. Stop being so butthurt and worried about everyone else, and worry about yourselves.
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Is this ok? 39 comments
novelus
· 6 years ago
Why should you have to cover up? Your kid is hungry, so feed the kid. If y'all dont like it, y'all don't have to look at it. Mammals feed their babies like this. Humans are mammals. It is natural instinct. Get over it. Don't like it? Too damn bad.
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Food Room! Food Room! 3 comments
novelus
· 6 years ago
I would be mad for like a minute, and then I'd send someone to go buy more food. I just inherited a bunch of awesome animals in this case. Lol
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The most heart warming experiment 7 comments
Sure, that's how math works 8 comments
novelus
· 6 years ago
Much like "9 pieces of Eight?" "They were broke". "So change the name". "To what? Nine Pieces of Whatever We Happen To Have in Our Pockets At The Time?"
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