Parisqueen

parisqeen


Spreading good vibes and all that jazz,
you ever feeling down, hmu, we'll have a chat
Have a good day :)

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Anon on whether girls like funny guys 10 comments
parisqeen · 10 hours ago
I believe @this_isntme is talking about the woman in the photo Lillian
Bone growing around an arrow 7 comments
parisqeen · 1 day ago
I'm glad, that deer was even strangling it so thank god the arrow survived
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Anon on whether girls like funny guys 10 comments
parisqeen · 1 day ago
I've never really put things I find attractive into list form, so I just guessed Humour was #3 cause loyalty and honestly are my #1 and #2. No clue what's after that I haven't thought that far ahead haha
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You ever seen a robot dog boogie? 3 comments
parisqeen · 1 day ago
That's a very good boy
The colorful Orchid Bee 3 comments
parisqeen · 1 day ago
Mesmerising
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Scottish Grandma reading The Wonky Donkey. Hee-Haw! 2 comments
parisqeen · 1 day ago
The Scottish accent is one of my absolute favourites. At my work we have a regular and she's Scottish, whenever I give her her coffee she always replies "Oh Thank ya! That's just Grande"
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"the future is now, old man!" 3 comments
parisqeen · 1 day ago
That'd be so damn shiny
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Old but gold 12 comments
parisqeen · 1 day ago
It's the only thing everyone remembers when you leave school even if you didn't even learn it
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Why is this a thing 9 comments
parisqeen · 1 day ago
The mess you would have to clean up, nasty
Anon on whether girls like funny guys 10 comments
parisqeen · 1 day ago
But seriously yes, humour is like #3 on my list of attractive traits. You make me laugh, so much easier to be in your company and therefore so much easier to see a happy future with you.
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It's a waffle home 3 comments
parisqeen · 1 day ago
Wholesome
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Bone growing around an arrow 7 comments
parisqeen · 1 day ago
That arrow is huge, it's amazing it even survived in the first place
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Excuse me what the f**k 7 comments
parisqeen · 2 days ago
I second that title, what the fuck?!
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How to ride a motorcycle 7 comments
parisqeen · 3 days ago
Do you replace the tootel with a warning Hi, Hi?
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Quest: Defeat the Sauce Boss 17 comments
parisqeen · 4 days ago
Seriously though watching arctic foxes would have been amazing I'm very envious
Quest: Defeat the Sauce Boss 17 comments
parisqeen · 4 days ago
Although I worded that wrong and meant I'm very passionate about NOT eating cute small animals, that does sound like an awesome thing to witness.
also @grimreaper you are crossing a thin thin line mister
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Quest: Defeat the Sauce Boss 17 comments
parisqeen · 4 days ago
You could say I am passionate about Lemmings or the process of eating of small animals
Cells be like 15 comments
parisqeen · 4 days ago
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Choose wisely 17 comments
parisqeen · 4 days ago
More and more reasons to buy a llama rather than a phone, amazing.
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It doesn’t matter with some people 6 comments
parisqeen · 5 days ago
But then they're not clingy and annoying in the first place if it doesn't bother you?
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Why women live longer than men 2 comments
parisqeen · 5 days ago
Her: "You've pissed me off, tonight you're sleeping on the aircon!"
Him: "....you mean the couch?"
Her: "No."
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Anything. ..? 10 comments
parisqeen · 5 days ago
I put lasagna in a sandwich kinda like the Bolognese I guess but it taste damn good, don't knock it till you try it
Choose wisely 17 comments
parisqeen · 5 days ago
Exactly! Hence an adult llama is more valuable and probably has a longer life expectancy too
This person probably has to study for finals 4 comments
parisqeen · 5 days ago
Honestly looks more appealing when they're stacked neatly, shops should do this more
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Choose wisely 17 comments
parisqeen · 5 days ago
How much is a pregnant adult llama? Cause then I get like 2 for the price of 1
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