parisqeen
Spreading good vibes and all that jazz,you ever feeling down, hmu, we'll have a chat
Have a good day :)
(lil drawing is by picrew.me)
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This baboon is more competent than most of us 1 comments
parisqeen
· 6 years ago
As long as he was happy
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Unstranslatable words 20 comments
Savagee lmao 7 comments
parisqeen
· 6 years ago
I don't get the whole "can't date my ex" thing, like unless you have some really valid reason to get pissy you shouldn't, your ex isn't with you anymore and they're their own person they can do and date who they want just like you can
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Man "draws" on water 2 comments
This needs crowd funding. 23 comments
Shopping cart with a calculator 9 comments
Is the left eating each other? 18 comments
parisqeen
· 6 years ago
Ignoring all the stupid political correctness stuff, there is a thing where scientists have made sperm from bone marrow which is incredible, this allows lesbian couple who want to have a baby from their own DNA to have one, or infertile people who have trouble finding sperm donors etc. It's pretty incredible what science can do
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The smell is too strong 10 comments
parisqeen
· 6 years ago
Yeah that's how my mum taught me to do it, one "pft" on the wrist and you rub together, or you "pft" in the air and walk through it
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Clothes are soooo expensive 7 comments
parisqeen
· 6 years ago
Yeah, like if you want ripped jeans then just buy normal ones and rip them yourself
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Shopping cart with a calculator 9 comments
parisqeen
· 6 years ago
That would help me save so much cause I'd actually think about what I'm paying
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Time of the month 12 comments
parisqeen
· 6 years ago
My friend always says "It's the Red Dragon" and mines just "I AM FERTILE"
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Just your everyday occurrence in Russia 6 comments
parisqeen
· 6 years ago
A soon as he sees the gun "GET THE F- oh my gosh I'm so sorry sir's have a nice day I will not bother you, much love, goodbye please and thank you"
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Very useful 3 comments
parisqeen
· 6 years ago
"N-no no I don't want to make any decisions...you go when you're ready"
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