Nope this one's real

Oh man where'd you go
Can I come so I don't have to be here

The Lion's Mane jellyfish

Man it's so crazy to me that some people have never seen it! I mean we don't get a ton where I live but we have the mountains

A dog would be a really good hufflepuff mascot! They're kind and loyal and hardworking- plus who wouldn't rather be a dog than a badger?

It's a surprisingly accurate description

At my school we have a golden retriever named happy and we can book appointments to see him

All I can think about is waking up by being pushed into the pool

Harbors when its raining and nobody's around

I'm so sorry these marches are happening around where you live! I can't even imagine... :(

I would take a picture of cheese
Cheese is life
Real question is why would this become enough of a problem to put a sign up?

Both of my parents are veterinarians, and they say they find pit bulls some of the nicest dogs... And chihuahuas the scariest/most unpredictable

These are fairly common I think- they're just strips of LED that stick to stuff (and you can pick what color they are)

Can confirm

All the other giraffes look so excited to meet him awww

I think he's joking/making a point... Could be wrong tho, it's hard to tell

<3

Before I realized that was the dragon's other wing I though it was holding a sword too

I have a smoke alarm that periodically goes off screaming "EMERGENCY, THERE IS SMOKE" and it's the most unnerving thing. Never go for fancy smoke alarms, lesson learned