Pokethebear

pokethebear

“I am exactly what they say I am
I stand for everything that they can't stand
I can't help it I was born this way
But when I'm gone you'll remember my name”
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What's your opinion? 32 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago 2 · Edited 7 years ago
Let's break this down 15 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Do I have time to snack between waves?
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10 Transparent Animals That Actually Exist 4 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Wife- Where are the chocolate chip cookies I made?
Me- Dunno, ask your daughter.
Wife- You know I can see them, right?
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In a world where cops shoot you because they hit you with a car. 8 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Sorry. Not a gamer.
'Murica 18 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
My family practices and hunts together. You too?
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Go home 2 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Really you can take your pants off anywhere. Sometimes people scream, but who cares about those jerks anyway.
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Bill Nye is a jerk 5 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
I tried to kiss Bill Nye and squeeze his ass and the sunuvabich slapped me.
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Science fact 1 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Using the same method you can also see my umm, nevermind.
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This is the happiest dog I've ever seen 4 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
He's been enjoying a few Scooby snacks.
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You'll see 4 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
I need somebody to explain the new white shirt sprinkle stuff meme to me. It is going over my head. Some days I'm dense.
Anyone else like being tickled? 19 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Which celebrity?
Middle class people problems 36 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
To the coward that downvoted without pausing to explain why, Thanks for proving the point.
One again, the time is dark but the memes are on point 7 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
I'm not sure why I was downvoted for that.
Heartlessness. 8 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Why do you ask why I ask?
Anyone else like being tickled? 19 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Not gay, but $50 is $50, just sayin.
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What's your opinion? 32 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Then just get a super nice camper! This in the Caliber edition is pretty sweet, has room for you to start a family too. (It's the one my wife wants)
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What's your opinion? 32 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
I'll have to check it out.
People are dying 47 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Medicare (ending in E for elderly) has been around for decades. Medicaid (D for destitute) has been around for decades. Had the HCRA better funded these programs instead of subsidizing compulsory purchased private insurance through third party companies there would be more money to fund the programs and less burden on those of us with privately funded insurance. This would also have lessened the difficulty of an eventual change to a single payer system.
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Blind skateboarder using his cane 5 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
He really is better than me.
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Pepperidge farm remembers! 12 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
I scotch taped a few (Michael Jackson, Metallica and Marilyn Manson) back together. It made a horrible skip and sometimes jammed, but $8 was $8.
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God blesses those biceps 8 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
They would rather downvote you than give a correct answer.
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One again, the time is dark but the memes are on point 7 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Honestly I wish Obama had pardoned her. For reasons.
Unlucky name 4 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
I saw this really fat rapper, I call him 2Chinz.
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What's your opinion? 32 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
TBH I always assumed it was a Michael Moore style pseudo documentary.