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“I am exactly what they say I am
I stand for everything that they can't stand
I can't help it I was born this way
But when I'm gone you'll remember my name”

— Pokethebear

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The GoatMobile 4 comments

pokethebear · 7 years ago

Quick, to the goatmobile, Nana nana nana nana, nana nana nana nana goatman!

Yummy food 2 comments

pokethebear · 7 years ago

...with a nice chiante

A minor stroke captured on video so you know what to kook out for 5 comments

pokethebear · 7 years ago

Poor woman

Michael Jackson's shoes next to the floor bolts that were used for him to do his lean 5 comments

pokethebear · 7 years ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XVkMbtOa0j4

I must go, my people need me 3 comments

pokethebear · 7 years ago

Username makes it even funnier.

When you play pool, but you're a pro soccer player 3 comments

pokethebear · 7 years ago

He better have called it, no junk!

Pissed off the wrong dinosaur 10 comments

pokethebear · 7 years ago

You know he "accidentally" touched her butt while pulling her into the costume.

I'll haunt yo ass 14 comments

pokethebear · 7 years ago

Laid. It's strange to see.

Being rich can make your hair grow again 6 comments

pokethebear · 7 years ago

Grant money buys many things.

In today's technology age car dealers are so out of date and can't be stopped 3 comments

pokethebear · 7 years ago

Glad somebody else can recognize bs.

I'll haunt yo ass 14 comments

pokethebear · 7 years ago

Did you use fresh eggs or, *shudders* storebought egg?

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Human trying to eat a puppy 9 comments

pokethebear · 7 years ago

What, no rice?

I'll haunt yo ass 14 comments

pokethebear · 7 years ago

Got your back

College failure trash 5 comments

pokethebear · 7 years ago

Apparently you do.

So its official, Western Black Rhino extinct, what's next on the list? 9 comments

pokethebear · 7 years ago

Our whole purpose is to promote the health and well being of that species, if we fail I fear we will be destroyed.

Truth 2 comments

pokethebear · 7 years ago

Who is he?

omfg 8 comments

pokethebear · 7 years ago

Listened to an entire rusted root album without mocking it or gagging.

Well, well, well 59 comments

pokethebear · 7 years ago

Do you work for a defense contractor?

They're trying to hint to us 4 comments

pokethebear · 7 years ago

The real question I want answered.

My friend from New York is in the same room as me, how interesting 6 comments

pokethebear · 7 years ago

Just to clarify these are New York City voices. The rest of us sound like normal respectful and respectable humans.

Well, well, well 59 comments

pokethebear · 7 years ago

"Contractor"?

DUN DUN 2 comments

pokethebear · 7 years ago

Isn't it the doink doink? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D9u9kimBDTc

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Well, well, well 59 comments

pokethebear · 7 years ago

Why are you leaving?

Well, well, well 59 comments

pokethebear · 7 years ago

Citizen? Student visa? Legal resident?

Well, well, well 59 comments

pokethebear · 7 years ago

I get it all the time. I'm asking what country you live in now.