Pokethebear

pokethebear


“I am exactly what they say I am
I stand for everything that they can't stand
I can't help it I was born this way
But when I'm gone you'll remember my name”

— Pokethebear Report User
Little b 15 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
I want to know the original joke!
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Total Savage 31 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Didn't Obama spent 8 years blaming all his problems on others?
Maybe they go back to the exact same spot in space when they travel back 9 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
*Note to self*. Don space suit before activating new time machine.
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What does that look even mean 16 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Miley really let herself go.
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Rich people 19 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
What's Imelda Marcos up to these days?
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Rich people 19 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
I have a couple pairs of over $100 footwear. I wear Red Wing boots, they cost more that timberlands but last twice as long, waterproof, supportive and insulated. I also have a pair of Muckmasters. My Rocky bear claws are nice, as are my NB cross trainers, and my Adidas runners.
I have nothing against boobies 22 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Save that shirt for college.
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Dude wat? 7 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Someone's cow? You don't even know who's field you're in?!
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Just $20 million in cash hidden in a mattress 4 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY BEDROOM!!!!
Why is everything getting more expensive 44 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
The post mentions brand new 4 wheel drive. Just sayin.
an*l ranger 15 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Butt Bills
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Probably some of the dumbest complaints ever 34 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
They're some of them
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Instant hot lashes! 8 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Apparently to dainty to pat the flames out.
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Instant hot lashes! 8 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
There's so much wrong with that statement.
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"How bad is crime in Brazil?" 3 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
There's a Brazilian crime every day!
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Now watch it backwards 13 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
I think a lot of Nazis traveled the world. Argentina was a oooular destination. Egypt, Poland, France, and Russia were popular destinations too.
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The grandma starter pack 12 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Wow. I didn't realize my grandma fit most of the stereotypes.
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Why is everything getting more expensive 44 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Did you ever try to load a 13.5 seer 2 ton condenser with a line set and coil into a Camry?
Why is everything getting more expensive 44 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
https://www.featuredrentals.com/search/ny/arcade/h-4NNECE?source=af_oodlepl Apartments are a lot cheaper in my neck of the woods.
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Why is everything getting more expensive 44 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
What the hell is a contractor going to do with a Camry?
an*l ranger 15 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
My analF350 and my wife's anal escape
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Yeah! Suck it Bront! 19 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Fun fact- They're made of leftover bits, much like a platypus.
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