Pokethebear

pokethebear


“I am exactly what they say I am
I stand for everything that they can't stand
I can't help it I was born this way
But when I'm gone you'll remember my name”

— Pokethebear Report User
I just want to make sure I'm clean 6 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Watch American Pie. One of the characters refused to use public restrooms and would pedal home to use his own facilities. They called him shit break.
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I'm so proud to be Finnish right now 7 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
What the hell were the acts that lost?
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I just want to make sure I'm clean 6 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Shit break
I just want to make sure I'm clean 6 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Sometimes there's only a few sheets left and you have to make the best of it.
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The very definition of being cool 11 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Way too thin to be Axel.
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I finally came to this legendary place 6 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
I heard it's actually real small in there and they use creative filming to make it look bigger.
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So whose bed is this 12 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Dammit. I was actually referencing your weight loss.
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Just needed to clarify 16 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
They need to be calmed
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Just sayn 8 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Neither do we
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Where did he go wrong 3 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
You in Bath, NY?
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Genius level intelligent 10 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
American prison uniform? You do know that every county as their own prison uniform, each state has their own and depending on the federal facility they vary too.
(Forgot to do this yesterday) Daily dose of Food p*rn #12: This is how we live in Belgium 11 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Dammit. That involves continued adulting, but there's chocolate and fries... something to consider.
(Forgot to do this yesterday) Daily dose of Food p*rn #12: This is how we live in Belgium 11 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Lol, significantly older than you, but I'm tired of adulting. I think I'm almost as old as matthewg
Just needed to clarify 16 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
the should be capitalized.
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I can vouch for this as an American 11 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Most of these are great I guess.
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Poor fesh 3 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Somebody needs to write a resume.
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"Culture" 11 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Not sure yet. I'm only on episode 13.
So whose bed is this 12 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Congrats on reducing from square yards.
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That's scary 14 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Sort of like a pillow fort, soft, fluffy, cloud like pillow fort.
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Their mother is a printer 10 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
For the Mustang? What happened? You can get a used for around $600 if you put it in yourself, rent a pilot bearing alignment tool. Or buy a badass reman for $4k.
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My life story 5 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Shit, this was me Saturday night.
"Culture" 11 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
This is funny because I'm watching trailer park boys while doing my paperwork.
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Why are they flat 8 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Sounds like he's seen small tits
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