Pokethebear

pokethebear


“I am exactly what they say I am
I stand for everything that they can't stand
I can't help it I was born this way
But when I'm gone you'll remember my name”

— Pokethebear Report User
Good bye pal 5 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
And a couple airmen are about to be up in you
Useful tips 12 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Temperature conversion is not even close
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Keep the internet free 17 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Pretty much
Catching some rays 6 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
The post right above this one was posted by demboobs. Very fitting.
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R&D money goes here 4 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/1874905 The huffpo is notoriously pro stars and bars.
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Canadians are too nice 7 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
I touched a nerve, eh
Bill bill bill bill 29 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Better him trying it than my cop brother though, he probably know where the pieces belong!
who let this happen #113 - "white man" is officially a trigger word 29 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Were you watching Maury?
Crisis averted 4 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Close call, cannot have that. Artificial sweeteners make me poop excessively.
What a champ 5 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Looks like he's ready to rule a small nation just north of the 38th parallel
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Thanks 3 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Propaganda much? They championed the child labor laws because they wanted all available jobs to go to union members.
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I'll Join Them, Maybe Tomorrow 3 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
I need this on a t-shirt next weekend
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It's time to change! 10 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
I want that old car!
Gotta stay afloat in the ocean 3 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
*ducks to avoid being hit by flying panties
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Bill bill bill bill 29 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
This is madness. There appears to be no middle ground. The extremists on both sides are taking over.
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Bill bill bill bill 29 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
My vagina has its own voice
Not vocal cords, a metaphorical voice
Sometimes, I do a voice for my vagina
Please, don't tell me
I'm the only one who does that
Cause my sex junk
Is so, oh, oh, oh
Much more than
Either-or, or or
Power bottom or a top off
Versatile love may have
Some butt stuff
It's evolution, ain't nothing new
There's nothing taboo about a sex stew
Just add salt or Gérard Depardieu
French treasure...
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WLTH 108: wow even I'm not that petty 72 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Wilhelm I and George IV were just brutes.
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WLTH 108: wow even I'm not that petty 72 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
SMH. ''Twas but a joke. I see your ridiculousness and raise you two ridiculousnesses.
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Bill bill bill bill 29 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
A poorly written and performed song.
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Church Wi-Fi 23 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
My office blocks it too.
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WLTH 108: wow even I'm not that petty 72 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
The British ruled half of my ancestors with iron fists and stole our crops and raped our women. I think several pounds of gold would make me able to live with this trauma. Then the other half were brutalized by the Kaiser. Whomever pays first shall have my forgiveness.
Poor girl 6 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
She deserves the man she has
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Ayyyyyyyye *finger gunz* 8 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Found the commie
WLTH 103: i should try to grab some berkeley riot memes 82 comments
pokethebear · 7 years ago
Turns out we were both wrong. It is 7.5 billion.
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