pokethebear
“I am exactly what they say I am
I stand for everything that they can't stand
I can't help it I was born this way
But when I'm gone you'll remember my name”
Dedicated to hate 9 comments
pokethebear
· 6 years ago
Even if it was real it seems more like he’s trying to convince himself than to remind her.
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Accurate 13 comments
pokethebear
· 6 years ago
Go grocery shopping on Friday at 7pm. Single women who are not drunken whores are often there then.
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Take that yanks! 18 comments
pokethebear
· 6 years ago
There is English and then English 2.0 the improved update. Unfortunately there was attempted update 2.2 in urban regions, we are still waiting for a patch for that one.
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Don't worry, it's not their house 79 comments
pokethebear
· 6 years ago
Sorry I didn’t help guys. I was busy hunting yesterday, family eats today. Antifa will stay away in 2 weeks. Hooray gun.
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Nick Offerman knows how to drink moonshine 2 comments
You embarrassed me! 7 comments
pokethebear
· 6 years ago
Guy at wegmans told me three times my card with no friggin balance was declined. People were staring at me when he went; “oh, I hit the wrong button, try again” and it worked. I wanted to break his nose oceoss my knee for the anxiety he caused me.
The strongest loop knot you can tie 10 comments
When you suddenly realise 8 comments
pokethebear
· 6 years ago
At a glance I thought this was a System of a Down meme. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZmhLugyHH0 Maybe next time.
Share your oblivious stories with me guys 10 comments
pokethebear
· 6 years ago
How about when at your 10 year reunion you find out one of the hottest women in school wanted you bad but was afraid you’d never be into somebody like her.
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Thug life raccoon 2 comments
pokethebear
· 6 years ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Hp0QL_uTnE This gif is part of this video. Absolute hilarity.
This towel art in a cruise ship cabin 4 comments
Homemade hidden sliding blade 22 comments
Accurate 13 comments
Unfaithful 6 comments
Take one for the team 9 comments
The strongest loop knot you can tie 10 comments
pokethebear
· 6 years ago
Hmm. Been using the fishing line knot for years, never knew it was also a noose.
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Properly tying the fishing line knot requires you to lick the string before you tighten it. I think if you tyed a natural fiber rope into a noose you’d get a tongue full of slivers when you licked it.
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Properly tying the fishing line knot requires you to lick the string before you tighten it. I think if you tyed a natural fiber rope into a noose you’d get a tongue full of slivers when you licked it.
