Pokethebear

pokethebear


“I am exactly what they say I am
I stand for everything that they can't stand
I can't help it I was born this way
But when I'm gone you'll remember my name”

— Pokethebear Report User
Murica 17 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Congratulations, you're completely at the mercy of your overlords.
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Yeah a few months isn't counted 3 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
That person always looks like that, same body language too.
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An early human embryo on the tip of a needle 2 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
It has my eyes!
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Dude in red really likes engineering 3 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
The link doesn’t work!
chich 19 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
The guy that runs the sandwich shop on the corner drives a Ram. I’m a Ford guy, I should go to the next town to get my sandwiches.
So much for being loyal 17 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Cellular one- then Cingular, now at&t
A $1B solar energy collector 6 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Better than a brown eye
Lil pump 14 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Now he’s retatdeder
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Lil pump 14 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
And there’s no going back
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World's Largest Pizza Delivery 6 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Darn, only in Nevada and California
When male celebrities becomes females 47 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
How about Marilyn Manson?
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So much for being loyal 17 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
You’re a moron
Family dramas are the best 18 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Sadly NY no longer requires parental consent for a minor to have an abortion. Potential side effects include death or permanent infertility, but NY decided that minors can make this decision. It sounds like some of you want to make the decision for the child in this anecdote. Maybe she she weighed the options doesn’t want to risk her own life. Minors cannot purchase or consume tobacco, seek medical treatment, consent to a tattoo, purchase or consume alcohol, enlist in the armed services, have a full time job, drive after 9pm under normal circumstances, purchase a firearm, purchase spray paint, purchase a knife, and several other things; however in New York State they can have an optional medical procedure with potentially disastrous side effects without parental consent. That’s messed up.
So much for being loyal 17 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Same here
So much for being loyal 17 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Mine went from $165-$237 in two years. Cancelled all but internet and streaming last week and they told me the $49.99 Internet was only for new customers and I had to pay $69.99. Streaming was advertised at $21.99 and they’re nailing me for $34.99.
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What's this animal? 8 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Quiet you
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So much for being loyal 17 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
SPECTRUM! I’M LOOKING AT YOU, ASSHOLES!
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What's this animal? 8 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Quabbit
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Transmissions 6 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
In my day a blown tranny was a car problem.
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Squint more so you can see better 8 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Tristan Lazarus has demonstrated that he is a piece of shit, I’m getting tired of cunts like him, we need to stop pandering to useless sjws.
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Family dramas are the best 18 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Just Kentucky things.
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SNEAK 14 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Didn’t realize there was a purse in the pic.
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I can getcha a great deal, a really great deal 1 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
But I want a 78 bronco!
F*ck this job 6 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Guy in Buffalo was caught in the coupler a few years ago. They left it coupled long enough for his wife to arrive for goodbyes.
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