Seb Gruc

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Attempt to smuggle vodka into races via salami sandwich foiled 10 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
Well, some things are funnier with alcohol. Had a festival where you weren't allowed alcohol on camping site. You bet your sweet ass we found ways to smuggle some in.
We've moved on to nicer things 20 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
Maybe anthracite is a straight girl, so maybe she doesn't like it when someone has boobs (manboobs, or another chick) ?
(or maybe you're right)
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Problems grow with age 16 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
WTF people, never ever have I learned my tables above 10, and I'm in my 4th year (out of 5) of engineering school. During my 2 years of prep school they advised us to learn up to 12, but why would you care for 20 ?
Once you know from 1 to 10 you can solve any multiplication anyways. Not saying she isn't falling behind but....
This is an ATM pin code skimmer. Sneaky bastards 7 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
But unless they steal your credit card too having your pincode is useless.
Heck yeah 5 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
Pretty sure that's the joke.
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Corey could not brain today 6 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
Most likely teacher was teaching some advanced math, and a student was doing shit and probably making ridiculous mistakes so the teacher questioned whether the student even knew basic math to begin with.
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For getting your alcohol or pineapples into festivals 19 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
I mean I'm 21. From my very first parties I started looking for decent mixes because forcing each gulp down my throat to get drunk felt stupid. Even with cheap vodka you can get some good tasting stuff if you look hard enough :)
Also, beer is good :D
For getting your alcohol or pineapples into festivals 19 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
Honestly you have to find a good mix that you enjoy and then it's actually good AND fun. Obviously if you're drinking cheap vodka with apple juice then you're gonna have a bad time.
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This is the kind of news we need 6 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
Isn't a nuclear bunker a bunker designed to survive a nuclear event (like protect people inside frol radiation and shit), and not a radioactive bunker ?
PS : I might be wrong, i'm not a native speaker, and don't know much about war / bunkers.
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Amazing 22 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
Mate, as a virgin, I'm fucking terrified of not knowing what the fuck it is I'm doing and it not being good for the girl. Yet I wouldn't train on a robot, that's just weird. I'll disappoint the lady like a man should, and hopefully figure it out alond the way.
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As a counterpoint to the other FB post. 11 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
Idk, I use it to plan my real life.
It's honestly a pretty decent tool to plan events / parties with your friends and to group chat.
Haven't posted a 'status' in forever (aside from 'lost my phone'), but the events and group chat I use daily.
As an Australian, I can confirm that we definitely have our priorities straight 16 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
in france we roll the dice and pray. And we have a bunch of days that fall 7 days appart (so same day of the week) (around may), so when one falls on saturday/sunday you get fucked hard.
Then again we get double or nothing when it falls on tuesday / thurday because we then go for 4day weekends (adults usually take a day off, and a lot of schools just give it to the students).
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This may be a repost but I don't remember seeing it yet. 5 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
The last one doesn't work if hou ever Player WoW arenas. Fucking paladins wouldve taught you how to say bubles angrily.
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What kind of creep plays with hair from the shower floor 12 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
My sister did that, never have I ever screamed at her as much as the day she forgot to throw it out and I went for a shower after her.
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Gotta be prepared 4 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
Have you ever seen that episode of HIMYM where Robin meets this dude, she decides not to shave so she wouldn't do anything? Then halfway through the date she realizes she really likes the dude and wants to bang him ? And tries shaving in the bathroom ?
My point is : always be ready for any outcome. When I go on a date (I'm a dude), I have condoms, I have trimmed my pubic hair, and basically done any prep I can so that, should the date go this way, I'm ready. If the date doesn't go this way, then noone has to know I was ready.
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Certainly not good. But better an idiot than a Dictator. 27 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
Number One : The challenge, demand satisfaction. If they Apologize, no need for further action.
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"An air tanker drops fire retardant on flames as firefighters continue to battle 4 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
"But first, let me take a selfie !"
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Regretting to be a gynecologist 13 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
Why would you want to get over your fetish tho :o
But how do you get traction 3 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
Thus the question : why not simply use rollerblades?
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He has a point 3 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
There's no cleavage, not a fair training.
Americans really love their flags 51 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
Ok but... Wether you like it or not its a piece of fabric.If someone voluntarily defiles a flag, then thats an assault on what the flag represents. If the bloody flag burns in a fucking fire, or is destroyed by a hurricane or w/e then its only a piece of cloth being destroyed, and whatever it represents is unharmed... Nature can't hurt ideals, ideas or symbols...
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That's it, moving to China 12 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
So they built an arcade in the mall.
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Idk seems legit 6 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
Nuns are women who CHOSE to dedicate their life to a religion. Its not the same as forcing every woman who follows a certain religion to wear it. Especially when you consider that there are countries where that religion isn't separated from the state, meaning that they HAVE TO WEAR IT legally, whether.
(Please note that I'm not addressing wether it's a sign of oppression or not, just the fact that comparing it to nuns is a ridiculous argument)
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Be polite to others 2 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
That actually happened to me. Walked in my friends kitchen into what I assumed was my friends getting some food ready, yelled 'whatsup assholes', only to see my friend's dad. He is cool, so it went ok tho.
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Useful cards 3 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
Anyplace you can get businesscards, you can always make your own. No need to be conventionnal :)
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