Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and (bentonconqueringhumanity) became a damn meme.

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What a nice guy 6 comments
porch_light · 12 hours ago
Doesn't his sidequest seem oddly familiar...?
*coughcougheradicatethehumanracecoughchoke* sorry, choked on my own spit.
Gives the term "Cleaning out the pipes" a whole new meaning, huh? 3 comments
porch_light · 12 hours ago
Embrace eternity.
*sucks soul out*
Q dolor q dolor q pena!!! 7 comments
porch_light · 12 hours ago
What does the title say?
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Those damn milennials are at it again 9 comments
porch_light · 12 hours ago
That crap isn't legally qualified to be called cheese. No, seriously.
https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/cdrh/cfdocs/cfCFR/CFRSearch.cfm?fr=133.173
See articles a)1) and 5)
Kraft uses less than 50% real cheese, so it isn't allowed to be labeled as cheese.
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Im a freakin loser boizz 3 comments
porch_light · 12 hours ago
'show me vagane' :I
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First drug deal recorded in history 2 comments
porch_light · 13 hours ago
First drug deal recorded in history........
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Such a great guy 7 comments
porch_light · 13 hours ago
Wow, that would make a great F R I E N D .
700-pound man dies after removed from chair 5 comments
porch_light · 13 hours ago
Welp, time to get some silver bullets...
Handsome man 2 comments
porch_light · 14 hours ago
Why am I laughing?
((Dog-like panting)) 5 comments
porch_light · 14 hours ago
You finally evolved your bearded dragon, nice!
Alexa? Play BFG Division 6 comments
porch_light · 14 hours ago
THE FINAL BOSS
How to end up with a Cat 5 comments
porch_light · 14 hours ago
"a street cat named Desiree" I hate my terrible sense of humour.
I do this all the time taking tests & at work! 18 comments
porch_light · 15 hours ago
*awkwardly wraps arms around hips* interhug net... DAMMIT I MESS EVERYTHING UP
Loggers in 1880 1 comments
porch_light · 15 hours ago
Sorry, there's no banana so for all I know these people are the size of garden gnomes.
If the bone sack can do it, so can you 3 comments
porch_light · 15 hours ago
bro
Not leaves 4 comments
porch_light · 15 hours ago
@moth that hand can fit around 6 bugs, you could probably make some friends now!
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The lady jessica 8 comments
porch_light · 16 hours ago
Don't worry, not many moths out today. Only that massive cloud that's coming closer to
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Vampire joke 7 comments
porch_light · 16 hours ago
Wait, hold up...
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there's no downsides to being a vampire!
What a nice guy 6 comments
porch_light · 16 hours ago
This guy probably has an awesome side quest.
Wait, this seems oddly familiar... @dr_richard_ew
What a battleship looks like without the water 9 comments
porch_light · 16 hours ago
Nice try, hacker. You went out of bounds and took a picture. @fbi
"wat?" 1 comments
porch_light · 16 hours ago
I didn't see his back and for a second I thought this was a front view
Life advice 4 comments
porch_light · 16 hours ago
You called?
My heart hurts for you 4 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
HE'S MINE!
Life could be a dream 7 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
I've gone on a high-calorie low-nutrient diet recommended by my doctor and I LOST half a pound. What in the ever-loving crap do I do?!
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