I like to imagine that all of these are the same clueless guy that just somehow has the luck of meeting a ton of girls

Kyle XY didn't have a belly button. So why should he have to?

My life is now pointless. Thank you

Hmm I wonder what you could do to this photo with Photoshop...

The guy with the Cheerios should of had a box of lucky charms instead

Technically he is writing something down, just nothing of importance

What if Superman existed but was deaf? But then I guess he would see you... This whole thing contradicts itself

Don't worry, doggy. She was a bitch anyways.

Be who you want be Barbie, just please put the knife down

We'll, uh, that was definitely something. I have no idea what, but it was something (i may have been a little entertained)

...He did watch the video though, right?

Ya see, I don't understand this. Why would someone lie about traffic to get attention? Come on, at least make up a cool lie. Like you were abducted by aliens or something

If there's a will, there's a way.

I wonder why Kony doesn't want kids. Hmmm

He's going to be quite the ladies man ;)

While I was reading this I started laughing out loud and well, my mom heard. So now she's threatening me to either tell her what's so funny or she's going to buy Fifty Shades of Gray and force me to hear her read it out loud. I didn't let her see this, now I'm scared O_O

Another one to die in its own vomit. So sad :(

"He's an angry elf" (yes, I know he's really a hylian)