Nah, getting kicked point blank with a soccer ball is painful, more so coming from a professional. A flinch reflex is natural.

Wow, Kelly Mcgillis aged in 30 years. What a shocker.

- It's called a pilot because the term comes from "pilot program." It's not an aviation pun.
- Stop making dumbass acronyms for things. That's not what "going ham" means, and there is no hidden meaning behind the word golf, either.
- Hold your horses does not mean be stable, despite what the internet may tell you. It most likely has to do with keeping steady on while traveling on horseback.

Never skip leg day, brother

They go out the back.

"We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N." "Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down."

Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

Yeah but...Budweiser.

I think that's an everywhere thing.

The hair is bad, sure, but Trump cannot wear a suit for the life of him. His ties are way too long (they're never supposed to go past the belt buckle), he pants are always baggy, and his jackets are boxy.

Welp, there go his shoulder and arm.

I'm sorry, your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.

Anybody who figures it's okay to harass an actor is somebody who is not right in the head. Learn to separate the role from the actor: shes Kelly Marie Tran, not Rose from Star Wars.

The Last Blockbuster twitter account is a riot.

Ricochet is superhuman. His match with Osprey at the BOSJ a couple years ago is basically a fancy dance routine but holy moly is it something to see.