"No one's ever done that!"

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I work at a retail job I more or less hate, so it always lifts my spirits when my girlfriend walks through the doors.

If a women has starch masks on her body does that mean she has been pargnet before.?

Obviously Chris Pratt would be Hades.

Well, technically you know half of its genetic makeup.

Oh come on, mom. Riding the waves is a completely natural part of life.

I tried watching torrented shows on my computer, but the FBI agent in my webcam said he'd post my search history all over the Internet. Never again, man.

There's a coworker I have who, without fail, always "happens" to take his lunch break at the same time as me, even though sometimes he comes in hours apart from me. He usually tries to show me LoL memes and the like, but every time I try to get him to leave me alone, the next day he's at it again with the same shtick.

"Target is on the move."

That burn went right down to the bone.

I'm dumb, can someone explain to me what was going on? (Excluding dead alligators)

Actually some computers make the cursor disappear after a few moments of inactivity, in those cases there's no cursor to keep track of.

"I have no idea what this kid is saying, I just like his company."

"But why's the rum gone?!"

This begs the question: if a "bad" doggo did in fact exist, what would it be like and what circumstances would make one?

I didn't know I needed this until now.