Narwhals, Narwhals, swimming in the ocean!

Beyblade was freakin dumb

"Ugh, I have an hour until I have to meet with my girlfriend for that date we've been planning."

Not all heroes have cars.

When you have a possessed tree in your front lawn.

Wow, I don't know what's more beautiful: the picture or the title.

Gaping holes in vital organs caused by leaden projectiles flying at close to and above the speed of sound fired out of a steel tube attached to a complicated mechanism igniting the explosive compound encased in the brass cartridge that houses said projectile, kill people.

I mean, Mario is a psychopath, after all.

Get Ready to Die by Andrew W.K.

He has a name, you know.

I tried to say a witty comeback but ended up tripping over my own words so now I seem like an idiot: based off the award-winning novel coming soon to a theatre near you

I miss this show so much.

Man, even cats get cucked.

Excuse me, but it would seem that you have a skeleton inside of your body.

"Wow, I'm going to be dumb for the rest of my life."

OIF

Technically no, as some of the food you eat is actually incorporated into your body when metabolized.

This picture would be very different if it was a cat.

But everything changed when the Cracker Nation attacked...