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Why though? 5 comments
puddlestheduck · 1 week ago
Did the same thing with the rubber part of school chairs that stop it from squeaking. I ran around shouting “I’m a unicorn” I was a dumb teenage and it left a massive bruise
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Aww b*tch 5 comments
puddlestheduck · 4 weeks ago
Too close to home, way too close too home. Ouch
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Smooth Landing 5 comments
puddlestheduck · 9 weeks ago
This made my day
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Didn't want them to know I was drinking while making corrections 2 comments
puddlestheduck · 9 weeks ago
You need wine to help you mark. I need to try cover up the paw prints and the wine marks
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Well this sums up Africa 9 comments
puddlestheduck · 12 weeks ago
You've never been so tired you can barely stay awake but at the same time your mind is racing
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Well this sums up Africa 9 comments
puddlestheduck · 12 weeks ago
Okay so to be honest, I didn't see the empty plate, tiredness has got to me. I now see the humour. But seeing that guy with the penis face next to the word Africa just stopped me from looking down at the plate
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Well this sums up Africa 9 comments
puddlestheduck · 12 weeks ago
You do realize that you are referring to an entire continent. It's like me saying 'German food isn't the best, so all European food sucks'. Go exploring
Welcome to straya 7 comments
puddlestheduck · 17 weeks ago
I can see 1276
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Tag that friend 3 comments
puddlestheduck · 18 weeks ago
Question on my exam paper
Write a sentence with the adverb 'eagerly'.
An eagerly flew over the roof.
That was by far the most WTF moment I had that day
Probs crack 8 comments
puddlestheduck · 19 weeks ago
my gran had a couple drinks one night. I walked her out to get driven home and I said "this is such a beautiful night". She replied "yes it is, look at that amazing moon". I had to point out that it was not a moon, but rather a street light.
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We've all been there 2 comments
puddlestheduck · 21 weeks ago
This is every single teacher I know
So relatable 20 comments
puddlestheduck · 29 weeks ago
Shit, hitting 30 next week and this is too true.
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Apparently a baby rabbit is called a kitten 7 comments
puddlestheduck · 37 weeks ago
So I've been clicking on the more button about ten times, kids are killing me
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Not all heros wear capes, but there's no reason to fight my hero 5 comments
puddlestheduck · 37 weeks ago
Okay so I'm tired and I read that as a fire not a fight. Both made for an interesting read
I dare you 89 comments
puddlestheduck · 39 weeks ago
ngijuluka
This is so true. Got stopped when I was 13. 10 comments
puddlestheduck · 39 weeks ago
Nope, it means that there is so much corruption in our country that if you get stopped you just pay the bribe. Legal age is 18
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This is so true. Got stopped when I was 13. 10 comments
puddlestheduck · 39 weeks ago
Our currency is rands. Equates to about $8
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Why I prefer the colder months 13 comments
puddlestheduck · 40 weeks ago
And then you add humidity and the heat becomes so much worse
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IT and the ring 68 comments
puddlestheduck · 41 weeks ago
I watched a movie called the faculty, a horror movie set in a school. Not only did I not sleep for a long time, I get petrified when I have to work at night at my school.
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Time flies like the wind and fruit flies like a banana 28 comments
puddlestheduck · 42 weeks ago
And then throw in the South African 11 official languages. I'm fluent in English but then have been taught isiZulu and Afrikaans. Some of my kids at school can speak four languages fluently
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I don't know. 8 comments
puddlestheduck · 42 weeks ago
Protecting his head
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True 4 comments
puddlestheduck · 44 weeks ago
Unless the dog ate the ice cream, then I would be pissed off
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We should be funding this 42 comments
puddlestheduck · 45 weeks ago
Wait until people realize that when you start a week on a Sunday, there is always going to be a Friday the thirteenth. Everyone would lose their shit
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Murica 15 comments
puddlestheduck · 46 weeks ago
It's a jack
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Poor teacher 3 comments
puddlestheduck · 48 weeks ago
We have an unspoken way we do things at our school. Never punish the next teacher by sending them a sibling. Once is enough.
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