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Why though? 5 comments
puddlestheduck · 44 weeks ago
Did the same thing with the rubber part of school chairs that stop it from squeaking. I ran around shouting “I’m a unicorn” I was a dumb teenage and it left a massive bruise
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Aww b*tch 5 comments
puddlestheduck · 48 weeks ago
Too close to home, way too close too home. Ouch
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Smooth Landing 5 comments
puddlestheduck · 1 year ago
This made my day
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Didn't want them to know I was drinking while making corrections 2 comments
puddlestheduck · 1 year ago
You need wine to help you mark. I need to try cover up the paw prints and the wine marks
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Tag that friend 3 comments
puddlestheduck · 1 year ago
Question on my exam paper
Write a sentence with the adverb 'eagerly'.
An eagerly flew over the roof.
That was by far the most WTF moment I had that day
Probs crack 8 comments
puddlestheduck · 1 year ago
my gran had a couple drinks one night. I walked her out to get driven home and I said "this is such a beautiful night". She replied "yes it is, look at that amazing moon". I had to point out that it was not a moon, but rather a street light.
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We've all been there 2 comments
puddlestheduck · 1 year ago
This is every single teacher I know
Not all heros wear capes, but there's no reason to fight my hero 5 comments
puddlestheduck · 1 year ago
Okay so I'm tired and I read that as a fire not a fight. Both made for an interesting read
Why I prefer the colder months 13 comments
puddlestheduck · 1 year ago
And then you add humidity and the heat becomes so much worse
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Time flies like the wind and fruit flies like a banana 28 comments
puddlestheduck · 1 year ago
And then throw in the South African 11 official languages. I'm fluent in English but then have been taught isiZulu and Afrikaans. Some of my kids at school can speak four languages fluently
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I don't know. 8 comments
puddlestheduck · 1 year ago
Protecting his head
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We should be funding this 42 comments
puddlestheduck · 1 year ago
Wait until people realize that when you start a week on a Sunday, there is always going to be a Friday the thirteenth. Everyone would lose their shit
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Murica 15 comments
puddlestheduck · 1 year ago
It's a jack
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Poor teacher 3 comments
puddlestheduck · 1 year ago
We have an unspoken way we do things at our school. Never punish the next teacher by sending them a sibling. Once is enough.
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Only time to allow crime 24 comments
puddlestheduck · 1 year ago
And then there's the South African government whose giving away free flavored condoms ... because why not????
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good luck to all of you who are in the middle of the school year instead of ending it 3 comments
puddlestheduck · 1 year ago
Two more days until holidays. One month of bliss without children, can't wait
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I hope you all have a wonderful winter this year 7 comments
puddlestheduck · 1 year ago
And here I am sweating my ass off
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Birthday surprises! 1 comments
puddlestheduck · 1 year ago
damn right
When he touch ur inner thigh 10 comments
puddlestheduck · 1 year ago
Made my morning. Superb
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Super Moon 5 comments
puddlestheduck · 1 year ago
That's a fucking roti that's been wasted.
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Never thought of it like that 5 comments
puddlestheduck · 1 year ago
My bad
Day 599 of your daily dose of cute: Rub-a-dub ink 9 ducklings in the sink 7 comments
puddlestheduck · 1 year ago
I did this with my ducks, then realized how much the poo. Trust me the water isn't that clean after 2min
Why type of sleeper 58 comments
puddlestheduck · 1 year ago
I'm a lolphin
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Or in this case, a Thursday 11 comments
puddlestheduck · 1 year ago
That's why I only keep wine in my fridge, nothing else.