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This fancy staircase leads directly into a wall 25 comments

puddlestheduck · 7 years ago

That is a definition of my life

Best neighbors ever 5 comments

puddlestheduck · 7 years ago

They quiet and don't bother me ... Perfect

Best neighbors ever 5 comments

puddlestheduck · 7 years ago

I call them my neighbors but they are usually called dassies

I want a tiny warthog! 6 comments

puddlestheduck · 7 years ago

Not a baby warthog. Those things are not that cute. Basically these animals are known for 'lacking beauty'. That's putting it politely

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This baby is going places 2 comments

puddlestheduck · 7 years ago

Shit, if I could do that, i would,replace with wine tho

I realize most of my humor is nsfw 12 comments

puddlestheduck · 7 years ago

I own a couple of pairs. Good memories

And this is how you get a zonkey 6 comments

puddlestheduck · 7 years ago

I love it. Absolutely brilliant.

How I get away with most things 2 comments

puddlestheduck · 7 years ago

Especially speeding tickets.

Please will someone explain this to me 47 comments

puddlestheduck · 7 years ago

That's what I thought

Please will someone explain this to me 47 comments

puddlestheduck · 7 years ago

It means they don't give a shit :-)

Please will someone explain this to me 47 comments

puddlestheduck · 7 years ago

All very important questions that I don't have answers to

Please will someone explain this to me 47 comments

puddlestheduck · 7 years ago

And more importantly where does it go? These are important questions that need to be answered

So adorable! 2 comments

puddlestheduck · 7 years ago

Looks like it found the brownies

Please will someone explain this to me 47 comments

puddlestheduck · 7 years ago

What does it attach to????????

Please will someone explain this to me 47 comments

puddlestheduck · 7 years ago

You won't be poking anything with that

Use a descriptive and interesting title. 3 comments

puddlestheduck · 8 years ago

That one hit a little too close to home

Rescued this little cutie from my cat. Later released him back into the woods. 1 comments

puddlestheduck · 8 years ago

Don't get me wrong, I love my cat to bits but they can be arseholes sometimes.

My friend: "Books are so lame,what is their benefit?" Me: *chokes* 10 comments

puddlestheduck · 8 years ago

There aren't, I'm just slightly paler than everyone else

Real law abiding citizen 3 comments

puddlestheduck · 8 years ago

The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead

Ducks 17 comments

puddlestheduck · 8 years ago

This is the opposite of a problem

Kids are so precious! 9 comments

puddlestheduck · 8 years ago

I had a kid vomit on my shoes today. Kids have their moments

Be like Elon Musk 10 comments

puddlestheduck · 8 years ago

so south africa had a droughtm 7 comments

puddlestheduck · 8 years ago

Pissing with rain in Durban. Loving it. Let's hope it stays

Adulthood makes a huge difference 13 comments

puddlestheduck · 8 years ago

Because when you get older, you have two day hangovers. First day to recover from the lack of sleep and second day to suffer the headaches and regret.

NO no no no 5 comments

puddlestheduck · 8 years ago

I want it