purplepumpkin
I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).— PurplePumpkin Report User
Oh, this is what we're doing now? Okay, I'll join. 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Fluff!! So much fluff!
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Always a good feeling 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Me walking and singing "chilling with a skeleton bitch and a pumpkin on my head"
It's Worth It To Stick Around And See What Changes 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I disagree. When I'm depressed I barely eat and don't find joy in buying anything. If we're all depressed big companies that sell unnecessary, overpriced stuff and make poor workers suffer like slaves will fall. Things change, the only thing that doesn't happen is a complete freeze in a situation.
Need friends... Anyone knows Latin here? 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Uh yeah I know a bit of Latin... You can tell him "meam aquam bibis" for instance, but he'll be confused as hell.
Fishy Fun Day #52: Meme Edition 8 comments
It is amazing how common this is 6 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I like those wearing it under the chin, at least it'll prevent their jaw from falling off.
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Join the club 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Tell me about it, my mom mistakes all of her daughters for one another. At work I automatically answer yes when someone calls my colleague Catherine even though that is not my name and I get weird looks.
UK under attack 6 comments
We only deal in factoids in this house 1 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
As a very softspoken girl who for a long while couldn't raise her voice above the audible limit, I reckon my balls are huge.
Rugrats story development still hits 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
It's been a while but they were a good show. I remember how much I cried with the book in which the redhead's mom dies. (He's called Charles-Édouard in the French version, I think it's Chucky?? in English)
The six-plumed birds of paradise, native to New Guinea, perform an impressive courtship 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Ow yeah six-plumed bird of paradise, take me right there! (...as your lawful bride)
Effects of wearing face masks 1 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Yeah I gotta say that really bugs me. My ears were like 2021 as a kid and it had gotten better but now it's worsening and I'm self-conscious.
Thicker lacklustre Golems 1 comments
Humans are poorly designed but... what's wrong with horses? 6 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
They have to transport idiots that can't run fast enough themselves instead of just biting their face off.
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I guess someone got tricked 1 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
The ones who were tricked were wolves when they approached us, only for us to turn them into this abomination.
I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers. Thank you so much to 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
That's the reason always try to make time for these guys, they have a boring and alienating job, they get yelled at by people they have to call and their management... It's honestly surprising and rather sad how some can go from tense to relieved just because you say "yeah sure" and "have a nice day".
Anon's Internet GF kills herself 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Ah yes the story of "I don't want to be your gf *other person cries* I want to be your wife" that appears in a lot of fake deep posts and has never been not cringey af. The more I see these posts the more I want to avoid the website they came from.
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Fish using whisker spines to walk 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
That reminds me of that gif of a cow walking on its udders. Same vibe.
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A bumblewhat? 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Wow with such a background story I expected the punchline to be much better.
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