purplepumpkin
I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).
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Need more men like this 73 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
So if I follow this logic majestic shits and diarrheas aren't nasty because they're natural?
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How to dust a museum exhibit 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Bwahaha at first sight I thought he was nicely grabbing the goat to help it climb on the rock!
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He really grew taller 14 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Are you sure he wasn't wearing high heels/stilettos or didn't get an afro or a high haircut?
This sounds stupid and improbable but now I kinda wanna try in the name of half-assed science.
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This sounds stupid and improbable but now I kinda wanna try in the name of half-assed science.
He's just doing his job lol. 6 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Someone should take action to sterilize this little guy... But the sign is hilarious.
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We learnin' English a'ight? 13 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Idk it bothers me when I have to reread the same sentence 3 times because they used the wrong word and then I have to figure out how the pronouns are supposed to work with the word.
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'Equality traffic lights' 29 comments
Real democracy right there. 58 comments
Long but worth it 14 comments
Location, location, location 6 comments
Sorry for the long post 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Am I the only one who finds her less and less cute on every image and borderline scary on the last one?
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Anon is a scientist 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
One day in class the teacher was passing around a piece of silex. I wanted to know if it cut well and how much pressure prehistorical men had to put when they were cutting meat so I naturally tested it on the back of my hand. Surprisingly good result, 10/10 would cut again. I should specify this was the first year of my master's degree.
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3017: Far Away Alien Civilization has discovered Earths leftovers and restored them 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
This makes me think of a final I had last month where archeologists from the year 3075 had discovered a garden gnome and we had to write a scientifical reasoning to identify it! Funniest final ever^^
Cake dragon 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Ah yesss birthdays. The fire ironically lit on top of the dragon's head. And then the sacrifice. Brutal, violent, the previously immobilized dragon has no chance. Blood and frosting spill and then we eat the carcass.
The most badass day of the year.
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The most badass day of the year.
She's like 30, there Is No Case smh u_u 6 comments
Fun fact! 15 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Oh yeah it's fine but we can't stand to waste food so you have to cook the diceased for the remaining ones.
And if you visit too much the same family and reach the point when there's only 1 member left, he is crowned king and is allowed to eat you.
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And if you visit too much the same family and reach the point when there's only 1 member left, he is crowned king and is allowed to eat you.
Best father ever 12 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Yup. But Elvis is back to life.
Oh and speaking of dragons, Dragon Ball has reached the SparklingGT7000razorblade version.
Oh and speaking of dragons, Dragon Ball has reached the SparklingGT7000razorblade version.
Best father ever 12 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
It's great. Final Fantasy XXXVIII is out, iPhone&° too, Trump is dead and everyone took turns pissing on the body, tolerance has improved and suicide isn't a matter anymore, scientists have found a way so we don't have to go through the burden of pooping like animals and we have flying cars. But Superman's dead because of that :/ Funsubbers don't leave their homes at all now, food and cats are delivered by drones.
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Edited 6 years ago
Best father ever 12 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Hellooooo there! I can see I have successfully summoned a human on this post... You're mine now.
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