purplepumpkin
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Her majestry, empress clawdia 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Hey my name's Claudia! You know how to call me now x)
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Getting shutdown 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
As an asexual, I can tell you that would make my relationships way easier. Let's spread the nonsense!
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Unboxing a snake 14 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
That was super interesting! Question : what happens if a bit of skin can't come off? Does it get included into the new skin and somehow rot/infect? Or does it harden or ... ? And does it happen often in nature?
ps : I think the piece of skin on the eye you're referring to is the nictitating membrane, or is it another?
ps : I think the piece of skin on the eye you're referring to is the nictitating membrane, or is it another?
Anon fights bullies 15 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
No not at all don't worry! I went back in high school and I liked it a lot, it was around Christmas so there were christmas markets with hot chocolate and different types of Bratwürste everywhere, that was supercool. And my penpal this time around was really sweet. (Where are you from in Germany? First time I went it was in Hamburg, and second time I visited a little Hamburg and the hamburg dungeon, Lübeck, Flensburg with the cool science museum that lets you do experiments, and the Brandenburger Tor)
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That's how tree spread 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Fucking legendary x)
and coconuts actually floated from one island to another.
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and coconuts actually floated from one island to another.
I like this one 15 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Because last time a sphinx judged humans he killed a gigaton of them until Oedipus showed up and we don't have time to find another incestuous motherfucker to help us.
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Anon fights bullies 15 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Yes I manned up for years until adults that I was supposed to trust started to take sides too.
Heh, do you just expect everyone to come out of the womb ready to fight?
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Heh, do you just expect everyone to come out of the womb ready to fight?
He’s an outlier and shouldn’t have been counted 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
I think it's about people talking shit, their mouth is figuratively a second asshole.
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Anon fights bullies 15 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
stupid, but harmless
two weeks pass
teacher calls my parents
she wanted to expell me for 3 weeks
because apparently the other girl was crying
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my mom goes.
my very polite and considerate mom.
Except that time...
my mom yells on the teacher.
like only she can yell.
because no matter what, no adult messes with her baby.
Every-fucking-one in the building heard her say that it was scandalous no one gave a shit when I was in trouble. She told the teacher that other students had to give me food because I was so damn hungry during the trip. That she did her job so poorly she didn't have anything to say to anyone and that she could tell the director and have her ass fired. Or sue because she sucked as a human being.
Storms out the door.
Waves at me through the window when passing in front of my class.
"Your mom-is so -FUCKING-cool".
"So that's what happened when you're pushed too far?"
Bullying stopped after that.
...less manly but at least no one's in jail.
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two weeks pass
teacher calls my parents
she wanted to expell me for 3 weeks
because apparently the other girl was crying
fuckingweakfaggot.jpg
my mom goes.
my very polite and considerate mom.
Except that time...
my mom yells on the teacher.
like only she can yell.
because no matter what, no adult messes with her baby.
Every-fucking-one in the building heard her say that it was scandalous no one gave a shit when I was in trouble. She told the teacher that other students had to give me food because I was so damn hungry during the trip. That she did her job so poorly she didn't have anything to say to anyone and that she could tell the director and have her ass fired. Or sue because she sucked as a human being.
Storms out the door.
Waves at me through the window when passing in front of my class.
"Your mom-is so -FUCKING-cool".
"So that's what happened when you're pushed too far?"
Bullying stopped after that.
...less manly but at least no one's in jail.
Anon fights bullies 15 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
...Whereas...
be me
be 10
verbally bullied by a lot of people at school
also physically bullied by some
school exchange trip in Germany
the girl also bullies me
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doesn't fucking feed me for lunch and only one sandwich (2 5x5cm squares of bread+1 slice of salami which they knew I hated) in the evening.
don't complain
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Teacher tells me "Marie-Christine told me something, you don't want to talk or play board games with your exchange family, this is bad and you need to change"
mfw she never offered me to play board games
wtf is going on with that bitch?
try to explain
"no you have trouble making friends the problem is on your side"
oh well
used to that shit, let's move on
go back home at the end of the week
oh did I mention they had no lock on their bathroom door and came in while I was showering?
cos they did
but fuck it, I'm home now
"let's write merry christmas cards to your German friends"
tiny snap
write "you're so ugly I hope Santa won't bring you a mirror"
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be me
be 10
verbally bullied by a lot of people at school
also physically bullied by some
school exchange trip in Germany
the girl also bullies me
weakling.jpg
doesn't fucking feed me for lunch and only one sandwich (2 5x5cm squares of bread+1 slice of salami which they knew I hated) in the evening.
don't complain
notthatweak.jpg
Teacher tells me "Marie-Christine told me something, you don't want to talk or play board games with your exchange family, this is bad and you need to change"
mfw she never offered me to play board games
wtf is going on with that bitch?
try to explain
"no you have trouble making friends the problem is on your side"
oh well
used to that shit, let's move on
go back home at the end of the week
oh did I mention they had no lock on their bathroom door and came in while I was showering?
cos they did
but fuck it, I'm home now
"let's write merry christmas cards to your German friends"
tiny snap
write "you're so ugly I hope Santa won't bring you a mirror"
Don't pretend like you don't like it 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Yep! And those shoulders are definitely a good feature. He rocks this gown.
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Oh sh*t oh sh*t!! 6 comments
This is bravery 9 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
What did you want him to do? Jump in as well? Try to grab the baby troller at the same time? That would not have been a smart move. Now, if someone was indeed dead he would have felt awkward as fuck but here I don't see the problem.
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Do it for the cat 6 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
I'm pleased to live in a world where a grown man who's into kicking sports of some kind totally embraces his love for a cat he's known for 4 months. That's great because not so long ago when a kid under 5 died it was only one mouth less to feed, not so long ago pets were animals and people were like "well the cat died". At least on this aspect we're becoming more human with time.
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SPEECH: 1 11 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
But as I understand this he didn't commit the murder, it was the police who killed his accomplice, right?
(btw I wasn't saying 20 years for rape/murder are ok, just wanted to make a comparison).
(btw I wasn't saying 20 years for rape/murder are ok, just wanted to make a comparison).
#Adulting 22 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
That feels weird because it's like someone came to you in the street all mysterious and secretive and said very softly "hey, hey, you know what? You can actually ... walk slightly faster or slightly slower if you want to". Sorry bro but that's no revelation to me... Yes, you can have stuffed animals and not end up in jail, congrats on noticing the obvious.
Bitchiness aside, even if you're late to the party, as long as it makes you happy congrats on that.
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Bitchiness aside, even if you're late to the party, as long as it makes you happy congrats on that.
SPEECH: 1 11 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Whaaat? He didn't kill anyone, it's "just" robberies! 25 was already way too long for that shit! Where I live you take max 20 years for rape/murder (theoretically you're sentenced to life in prison but it's never whole life)
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Not the 8AM class 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
The choice was made for me and I suffer. We have 8am classes every friggin' day. Thinking someone would willingly do that to themselves is belong my comprehension though.
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