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Toby 20 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Those sons of bitches! How could they look at loving eyes and think "meh, don't want that anymore, go die"?? Who the fuck punched their heads as kids? I don't know the state they live in but I really hope law is going to have a say in the matter.
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Physics, learning the hard way 8 comments
Drinking human urine 6 comments
Don't do drugs 8 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Sometimes I can't even build the courage to order my own meal at a restaurant... It would take a lot for me to go to someone, ask if they're a dealer and awkwardly ask if I could purchase 1 marijuana.
I think my parents would even be impressed if I managed to overcome my shyness to do that.
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I think my parents would even be impressed if I managed to overcome my shyness to do that.
Hugging mercury 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I don't get it last time I tried to hug someone while holding uranium bars they died.
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My magical crystals will save you, honest 7 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Well unless you use pure uranium they won't MAKE you die... they're just at the bottom of the efficiency scale along with homeopathy and far behind medicine and a mom's kiss.
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I agree with this one 10 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Chris Pratt is so perfect he could be disembodied and ascend to celestial being and still be the hottest guy ever.
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I agree with this one 10 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Yes pillow bellies are the best. But dad bods also come with boobs bigger than mine anyways.
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Anon has a female friend 12 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
The only thing I'll say is that romantic love is not the only type of love. Almost all of us know this feeling since we're children. She probably knows this, and still. Plus,what you're describing sounds like friendship to me, and there's more in romance. But heh if you're happy with your basic views then so be it.
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Parenting done right 11 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Oh yes we shared 50/50 the genesis of stupid ideas and responsibility of the ensuing mess.
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Anon has a female friend 12 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
There's a big difference between being clueless and having her own view on the matter. She knows what she feels and is in no way saying it's the classical form of love. These two things can't be compared.
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You gotta have some experience 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I read it as "it's not necessary to save yourself from me" and it wasn't the same vibe all of the sudden.
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Protest to make it known where the blame belongs 20 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Yeah! This guy's stupid, just because we're not the worst doesn't mean we can't do an effort. That's still 1/3rd of the problem after all, it's not nothing.
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Breakfast with a spectacular view. (Budapest, Hungary) 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
More like window with a spectacular breakfast! This looks delicious, hope you're having a good time guest!
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Answer me 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
It's either that or "oh my god what happened? Is she in the hospital, dead, or worse: mad at me?"
Such a great guy 7 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Where do they breed this kind of classmates? I need to get myself one!
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Parenting done right 11 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
My dad was the chaotic version of this... "It's important mom doesn't know, so we have to clean the mess before she comes back. Making a mess is ok only if we can fix it. Or else we'll have to face consequences".
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700-pound man dies after removed from chair 6 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
1. This is literaly insanely sad
2. The neighbour has a very calm and soothing voice
3. Is it me or does the anchorman have numerous tiny sharp teeth on his upper jaw? Like really a lot?
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2. The neighbour has a very calm and soothing voice
3. Is it me or does the anchorman have numerous tiny sharp teeth on his upper jaw? Like really a lot?
Old timey overly attached girlfriend 1 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I love this photo. It resurfaces from times to times and I'm always mesmerized by her eyes.
Also a really good post, I don't know if you've come up with it but at any rate it's the first time I see it and it's very well thought.
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Also a really good post, I don't know if you've come up with it but at any rate it's the first time I see it and it's very well thought.
FunSubstance on a bathroom stall 6 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
(not hating on the fact that OP's a guest, just using it for the sake of my stupid comment. Feel free to feel at home here OP!)
EDIT : wow that was the quickest downvote of my life! I think Flash's on this website.
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EDIT : wow that was the quickest downvote of my life! I think Flash's on this website.
FunSubstance on a bathroom stall 6 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
We photoshop on comments we didn't come up with
on a post we didn't make
to impress the local funsubbers we're not part of.
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on a post we didn't make
to impress the local funsubbers we're not part of.
