purplepumpkin
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What is it? 16 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
It's what's coming in August 2020.
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OG asking the real questions 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
We're talking about people who think a fetus has a consciousness as soon as the gametes meet.
wolfie 6 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I tried really hard not to express it or even think like that beause I meant a really pure pet love but I knew I had it coming.
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Men giving men relationship advice 3 comments
Please come home for Christmas, though 1 comments
Thanks I hate this an*logy 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I don't know in what type of college you go but here I can guarantee I'd show that to my friends and get a lecture on how true it is, and we're people who a. were homeless at some point, and/or b. live in a mouldy house where it rains inside, and/or c. have to pay very close attention to budget when they want to eat everyday, and/or d. have had to postpone medical treatments because although it's partly reimbursed here you still have to pay for it first.
I mean yeah sure some people will post, collect the clout and go, yes it's kinda edgy, but it's also kinda true and we can't really keep accepting it forever.
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Edited 5 years ago
I mean yeah sure some people will post, collect the clout and go, yes it's kinda edgy, but it's also kinda true and we can't really keep accepting it forever.
Mom is like - I love you all equally 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I'm the youngest and I can confirm \o/
(but tbh it also depends on how you act with your parents. My elder sister was the elder and endorsed the typical role of independance, as such they grew apart very fast and for some additionnal reasons at some point she stopped giving a fuck about my mom when she was sick)
(but tbh it also depends on how you act with your parents. My elder sister was the elder and endorsed the typical role of independance, as such they grew apart very fast and for some additionnal reasons at some point she stopped giving a fuck about my mom when she was sick)
Escalation level 100 3 comments
I guess I am done for 5 comments
GF said "see, all your talking is good for something though" 1 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I SWEAR I was considering using that template and almost that phrasing to ask why I have a star to my name.
Spooky but at least I can be lazy.
Spooky but at least I can be lazy.
Hurried furtive tenuous Stork 8 comments
Came home from work to see my wife in her wedding dress. We’ve been married 8 years 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
That's an unusual wedding dress (or maybe I'm just hella traditional) but it looks wonderful.
That would be some dead space shit 11 comments
OG asking the real questions 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Ugh virus lives matter too!
I mean pro-life place the tiny invadors' life over the person they invade, so it makes sense.
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I mean pro-life place the tiny invadors' life over the person they invade, so it makes sense.
wolfie 6 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I would be the one who truly loves the werewolf and would accidentally make it human again only to have an awkward "listen, I like pets ok? Don't... don't take this the wrong way, we'll have to rebuild a whole new friendship there" conversation.
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Looks like I have a new book to read 11 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I read that book as a kid and absolutely hated it, for some reason it felt like a huge let down after the beautiful food poem the first one was. I've found it back the other day but I still can't bring myself to reread it.
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Freedem birb 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
And all I can think about is the Cyanide and happiness' Star Spangled Bastard.
I like that we hate famous people in 2020 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Damn I'll be pretty lucky too if I earned that. *looks at 500€ paycheck*
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More FS User Memes? You bet! 34 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I really hope this meme will land on other websites and confuse the shit out of some people.
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Brehcisely how it is 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
They're also very falsely implying* that without tattoos and piercings it's easy to get a job...haha.
*I know some° would argue that technically saying "don't get a tat or you won't have a job" doesn't mean "if you don't get a tat you will have a job". I know it's true, but we live in a society in which cognitive bias are definitely a thing so hammering that assertion like it's the only cause of not having a job will make people think that without tattoos they're good to go.
° I also have my suspicions about who would do that.
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*I know some° would argue that technically saying "don't get a tat or you won't have a job" doesn't mean "if you don't get a tat you will have a job". I know it's true, but we live in a society in which cognitive bias are definitely a thing so hammering that assertion like it's the only cause of not having a job will make people think that without tattoos they're good to go.
° I also have my suspicions about who would do that.