that is NOT okay!

reminds me of Miley Cyrus

pretty much sums fanfiction up

Of course he didn't use magic, he's already in shit with the Ministry for the use of underage magic when he blew up Aunt Marge
ameteurs

australia, it's soft drink. unless you're a kid, then it may be be fizzy drink

Accuracy: 100%

i'm Australian and I don't remember any of this.

It was here in Australia in the noughties

those six sentences just convinced me to watch Scrubs

sweet baby jesus

The feeling you get when you wear high heels? Do you mean PAIN??!!

my life

i am so disturbed right now

that is so devastatingly depressing

this is me everyday at school

this is gold

I didn't realise eating sweets made your collarbones non-existant

^my life