Oh, his future self needs to brace itself for the cringe.

My little brother did this too! He was three or four, and he hadn't seen me in a week (because I was away), and he was about to race and when he saw me, he did a full 180 degree turn and ran to me. Kids are awesome xD

Not 11:40AM. Not 11:45AM. 11:42AM it has to be otherwise you're immediately disqualified.

In that case, my parents are putting 110% into their job xD

I spent like five minutes trying to find a suitable place to put the letter 'b' in his name xD

Can we all just appreciate that lemonade is on the packet because life has given them too many lemons?

BitCH RUN

... is it bad that I ship them, then?

My palms got sweaty just watching that!

For those who didn't get it, it's upside down because we're down under xD

Jesus Christ - Dominos is angry, all right! 'Beaten swiftly and savagely.' Banned for 8000 years is also a little long XD

Nahh, because buses usually have to follow a specific route and stop at the bus stops, whereas taxis take you wherever you want. XD

Aww, what a kind man! It's these small things that also help make a difference. :)