rayofsunshine

rayofsunshine


Just keep swimming~

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Greatest compliment ever 2 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
That's really cute and cheesy.
Cute because it's really sweet
Cheesy because pizza
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We all know who won 5 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
He is alive, but I just did some research and he said that "he is free of cancer metastases, or cancer that spreads to different parts of the body from where it started", but he is not completely clear of the cancer.
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We all know who won 5 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
And how can we forget the ongoing fight between Linda and ISIS?
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Thanks for reminding me 2 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
And they'd still respond with 'Yeah, but are you flossing daily?'
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I'm mister beach side 3 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
How shellfish of him; not sharing his cigarette.
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Well screw you too, Panda Express 5 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Well... shit.
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But I'm Batman 4 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
I really, really need to hear him sing now. I just can't imagine it.
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Kangaroo punches kid square in the face 4 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
No need to be concerned, everyone. As an Australian, this is our ritual for when we are ready to prove that we are no longer an adolescent but an adult.
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Chicken baby! 7 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Aww, cute! They grow up so fast!
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Cheeky little porker 6 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
He looks so smug! 'Step aside, motherfuckers'
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Everyone does 4 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
That'd be great, but it's lifespan tends to put a hamper on things.
That and you'd be hunted down by spiders.
And spiders would be bigger than you.
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How to Draw Mickey Mouse 1 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
I couldn't even finish step one because my circles were wonky and uneven.
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Let's move to North Korea 8 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
8. It's perfectly normal if you're shy and scared to make new friends.
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Name a better duo 14 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Toothpaste and orange juice.
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Me too 4 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Are you trying to tic my tac?
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Me too 4 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
If you give me a Tic Tac, I will automatically become your friend.
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True. True 1 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
I can be used as a good example. A good example of what not to do.
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Epitome of American 9 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
I don't see an eagle anywhere, though.
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Here's a hug. 15 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
I don't know why but the first thought that came to my head when I read this was 'If it fits, it sits'.
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He is in future all ready 9 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Who knows? Maybe he aspires to be the next Virgin Mary?
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When people ask me why I'm still single. Exhibit A 1 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
That was a Brazilliant pun.
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Diamond ring missing since 2004 turns up on garden carrot 4 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
I reckon that diamond is about 10 Carrot/Karat.
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I dropped 14k a few days ago 4 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
How does someone manage to leave $14K at the side of a road?
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Real problems 3 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
I can just imagine this pop sound as he finally manages to get through.
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Every goddamn time 1 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Nah. The people in hell are probably nicer.
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