rayofsunshine

rayofsunshine


Just keep swimming~

— rayofsunshine Report User
How's your dating life going? 6 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
How many times do you need to feed it?
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And then the test clapped 7 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
I can confirm this happened, I was the test
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"BOOOOO!" 10 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Tell him to watch The Truman Show! That movie screwed me over real bad but it was a great movie.
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All the writers keep writing what they write 3 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark by Fallout Boy:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LkIWmsP3c_s
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Soul S U C C 7 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Actually, since this is a post about starfishes (sort of), I’m going to be a ray of sunshine and make people cringe at a story about starfishes.
So basically, I was on a boat near a beach with a few of my friends and my friend decided that she was going to jump of the boat.
The water was just shallow enough, and anyways, she jumped off, came back onto the boat and there was blood EVERYWHERE. She basically had this bloody hole at the bottom of her foot.
We found out later that she had actually landed on a starfish. Because all over the ocean floor, there were these starfishes with these massive spikes on them, ready to impale everyone and everything. My poor friend had to get surgery.
Long story short, starfishes are demons. And thanks for the tag, Mia!
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Girls have an advantage here 9 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
I don’t think it’d help her that much if they’re drawing the reproductive system, because she can’t see right down to the ovaries or the uterus or anything.
Buuut I remember a biology exam about respiration and circulation and the question asked how the diaphragm and rib cages move when we inhale and exhale (such as expand/contract), and since it was the first question, you could pretty much hear the entire class take a deep, collective inhale as they tried to work out how their diaphragm was moving.
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This is very true 7 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
What would we be called beforehand, though? Our surname? Our favourite food? 24601?
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Roosters 3 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
I didn’t read this properly at first and I thought they were evacuating Kanye West.
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The ultimate bunny hop 2 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
“Fuck this shit I’m out”
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Critical Mission Failure 3 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
I feel like if I tried that, I’d freak the murderer out enough that instead of running, he’d just want to murder me faster.
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Plot twist 3 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
The mitochondria may be the powerhouse of the cell, but the plasma membrane is what controls and regulates what goes in and out of the cell. (I still found this funny but I just felt like throwing in some random biology knowledge)
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Lady issues 5 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Yeah, I think I’d just prefer for it to not make such a fuss when it comes to shredding the endometrium lining. But thank you @mickymouse!
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Lady issues 5 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
I would love it if someone could talk some sense into my uterus.
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Think outside the box 13 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
It’s a little choir exercise that goes ‘mini mini ma’. He also knows a Fijian song that was in a toothpaste advertisement, and whenever we sing that, he runs to the bed because he knows it’s time for us to brush his fur.
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Think outside the box 13 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
In the unlikely case that I decide that I don’t want 50 dogs, I have actually taught my dog a little song and whenever I sing it, he comes running to me.
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Big Moo is thought to be the largest cow in Australia, standing at 186 centimetres/6ft 1 9 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
I did some research and so far, the tallest cow in the world seems to be Danniel from California, who was 6ft4
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Big Moo is thought to be the largest cow in Australia, standing at 186 centimetres/6ft 1 9 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
I wonder if they named him Big Moo after he grew that big, or if he was called Big Moo even when he was a tiny little calf.
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4 things! True story 6 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Actually, that’s not true. People can sort of choose their appearance these days.
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Someone asked her once and she said she's not a beggar. Now we pretend not to know. 2 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
That’s really sweet! You could also try getting to know her a bit more, and then invite her over for dinner every now and then to catch up. That way, you’re still helping her and she won’t necessarily feel like she’s being pitied.
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What a cool guy 11 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
This guy rocks!
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I was gonna make fun of his name, but I'll leave that for another day 4 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
In my old school, there was a little girl whose name was Esther Day. Though I never met her parents, I’ve always wanted to ask them if it was intentional or not (I bet it was).
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Thumbs up to get laid tomorrow! 13 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Okay so it’s been almost 24 hours and I can confirm that the most romantic thing that happened to me was when the pizza delivery guy gave me an extra stick of garlic bread with my delivery.
(It was a complete accident and he accidentally mixed up the order but still)
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Thumbs up to get laid tomorrow! 13 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Okay, I’ve given this a thumbs up so I’ll be sure to tell you guys if I get laid tomorrow or not.
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The Ultimate Peace Solution 7 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
That’s so random! I’ll just type mine here really quickly and delete it after you tell me you’ve got it. :)
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