rayofsunshine

rayofsunshine


Just keep swimming~

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Albert einstein was actually right 8 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
The thing that concerns and pisses me off is the fact that the driver of the car (in the last picture) is on the phone. Don’t text and drive, people!
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Is that how you get a cate? 6 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
In response to the title, no, this is not how you get a cat. This is how the cat gets you.
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Wut. 14 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Same to you! What a crazy coincidence
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Wut. 14 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Psychology :)
What are you studying? And aw, tell him I said hello!
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Wut. 14 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Good! I love what I’m studying. :) What have you been up to lately?
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Wut. 14 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Awww that has to be the sweetest thing! You guys need to post a selfie together.
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Wut. 14 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Ohhh my god
I’m so so sorry! I completely forgot! I suspected for a second but I thought it was someone else!!! Happy belated birthday! How was your day?
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Wut. 14 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
My birthday was average - just went to university and did work and had a bit of cake at home. :)) Thanks for remembering!
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Wut. 14 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Aw, thanks Kraken!! How’ve you been?
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The true reason is finally revealed 4 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
I didn’t even realise that there was any resemblance between the number 3 and balls until this very moment.
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It was awkward but also kind of beautiful 3 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
This is very effective on humans but I can confirm that this does not work very well with pigeons.
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How's your dating life going? 6 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
How many times do you need to feed it?
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And then the test clapped 7 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
I can confirm this happened, I was the test
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"BOOOOO!" 10 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Tell him to watch The Truman Show! That movie screwed me over real bad but it was a great movie.
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All the writers keep writing what they write 3 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark by Fallout Boy:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LkIWmsP3c_s
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Soul S U C C 7 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Actually, since this is a post about starfishes (sort of), I’m going to be a ray of sunshine and make people cringe at a story about starfishes.
So basically, I was on a boat near a beach with a few of my friends and my friend decided that she was going to jump of the boat.
The water was just shallow enough, and anyways, she jumped off, came back onto the boat and there was blood EVERYWHERE. She basically had this bloody hole at the bottom of her foot.
We found out later that she had actually landed on a starfish. Because all over the ocean floor, there were these starfishes with these massive spikes on them, ready to impale everyone and everything. My poor friend had to get surgery.
Long story short, starfishes are demons. And thanks for the tag, Mia!
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Girls have an advantage here 9 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
I don’t think it’d help her that much if they’re drawing the reproductive system, because she can’t see right down to the ovaries or the uterus or anything.
Buuut I remember a biology exam about respiration and circulation and the question asked how the diaphragm and rib cages move when we inhale and exhale (such as expand/contract), and since it was the first question, you could pretty much hear the entire class take a deep, collective inhale as they tried to work out how their diaphragm was moving.
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This is very true 7 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
What would we be called beforehand, though? Our surname? Our favourite food? 24601?
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Roosters 3 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
I didn’t read this properly at first and I thought they were evacuating Kanye West.
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The ultimate bunny hop 2 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
“Fuck this shit I’m out”
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Critical Mission Failure 3 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
I feel like if I tried that, I’d freak the murderer out enough that instead of running, he’d just want to murder me faster.
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Plot twist 3 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
The mitochondria may be the powerhouse of the cell, but the plasma membrane is what controls and regulates what goes in and out of the cell. (I still found this funny but I just felt like throwing in some random biology knowledge)
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Lady issues 5 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
Yeah, I think I’d just prefer for it to not make such a fuss when it comes to shredding the endometrium lining. But thank you @mickymouse!
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Lady issues 5 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 years ago
I would love it if someone could talk some sense into my uterus.
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