Really?

Well
That was unexpected...
Uhm I don't know
You can just
You know...

That's cool

And that way is?

Well stay with pineapple and papaya then
You don't need me

Not really
I would ask but we don't have much time to chat privately

Imma go to the north then? Where it's cold

Well if he REALLY does wanna fix it

Can't I have another fridge?

Can't I keep him in my fridge?

If he wants to fix this ship

A snow storm ruined the electricity so no Wi-Fi
Also he left his phone somewhere
That he isn't even bothered to go look for it to read my messages
I'm totally killing that dumbass

In the summer maybe?

Good luck with flipping his stupidass back

I do
... I feel like I'm keeping people of fs updated about him

Why not

And he only has internet when he's at school

Even if we summon him
He won't get here any time soon
Like maybe in 5 hours

People usually tell me don't sink it? Cause they ship us

He's better panic hard
Or imma smash his stupid face
But adorable
He's so fucking adorable but so stupid

Cause you're new
Users who have been here long are all used to my dramas

MY man is an idiot
Whispers* also I wanna see his reaction to this mess

No.
I'm sinking it.
Again...

I thought you wanna be shipped?