Don't do that face Mr! You went on a vacation and totally forgot about me
Unbelievable!

What's a toaster strudel

Yes

I will
If you bother to text me

Nope
Rhinoceros are endangered and need protecting
poachers in another hand are not and they have it coming

I know right!!!

Wait
Aussie call flipflop "thongs"?
Do you know how misleading that is

He actually does and they are perky asf

Didn't I tell you the same thing and you said no?

"Only 6'6"

And then they even have the guts to ask why I never interact with their posts

Yes!!!

My fb used to be filled with selfies (they are not even different, same face, same angle) everyday
It's almost like getting spammed
I unfollow them all obviously
Take selfies but keep them to yourself
Post one every 2 or 3 days maybe

I want that fate

And they exchange autograph

As long as they dont post 3 exactly/almost the same selfies everyday, it's cool

Tries to whisper to your ear*
You catch on fire*

I hear it can get so got that your slipper gonna melt

Writes on notes*
Note catches on fire by itself*