When you unexpectedly receive nudes 2 comments
rosalinas
· 5 years ago
That's what they face look like when it happens?
Awww that's so cute
Now I'm happy
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Awww that's so cute
Now I'm happy
How to speak American 7 comments
rosalinas
· 5 years ago
"Fine" that is said with nothing else: very bad
And by a woman: you better rethink what you just said and change it right now if you want to live
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And by a woman: you better rethink what you just said and change it right now if you want to live
Scream everywhere 15 comments
rosalinas
· 5 years ago
Lots of things aren't illegal
Like eating shit or tattooing dick on your forehead, the question is "are you dumb enough to do those stuffs"
Yea, that's what I think too
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Like eating shit or tattooing dick on your forehead, the question is "are you dumb enough to do those stuffs"
Yea, that's what I think too
Tall people have problems to 15 comments
How female relationship works 20 comments
rosalinas
· 5 years ago
Especially when it comes with "oh"
"Oh sweetie... " and that's how I start burning a bitch alive
By covering her with sugar then set her on fire
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"Oh sweetie... " and that's how I start burning a bitch alive
By covering her with sugar then set her on fire
Oh oklahoma 7 comments
rosalinas
· 5 years ago
That's not narcissist
More like losing her own sanity
Cause as a narcissist, I'd never!
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More like losing her own sanity
Cause as a narcissist, I'd never!
How in the actual f**k did he pull this off 10 comments
rosalinas
· 5 years ago
Depends
I somehow have always laid my pretty brown eyes on people that are said to be "not enough" for me (cause I'm a whole meal)
But it's not true, my people are absolutely amazing
Just bad at showing it
Like hidden jewel jewels
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I somehow have always laid my pretty brown eyes on people that are said to be "not enough" for me (cause I'm a whole meal)
But it's not true, my people are absolutely amazing
Just bad at showing it
Like hidden jewel jewels
It's over guys 3 comments
rosalinas
· 5 years ago
If I were God, I'd let bad things happen
Imagine me being the most powerful being that has ever existed, being capable of creating anything and giving a shit about tiny little human who blame shit on me when it's totally their fault?
Nope
I made you this beautiful planet with all the cool shit but you fucked up and now you blame me? And expect me to fix it?
Fuck you! I'd be making better shit, there are plenty of space
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Imagine me being the most powerful being that has ever existed, being capable of creating anything and giving a shit about tiny little human who blame shit on me when it's totally their fault?
Nope
I made you this beautiful planet with all the cool shit but you fucked up and now you blame me? And expect me to fix it?
Fuck you! I'd be making better shit, there are plenty of space
Hi oh..... 6 comments
rosalinas
· 5 years ago
I low-key feel bad when people remember my name when I'm absolutely clueless about who they are
But again, it's not my fault that I'm outstanding (as I've been too my whole life) and unforgettable when so many people are shy and prefer to stay eh... they just don't man such big difference or any special expression that's worth remembering
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But again, it's not my fault that I'm outstanding (as I've been too my whole life) and unforgettable when so many people are shy and prefer to stay eh... they just don't man such big difference or any special expression that's worth remembering
"You're dragging shit around your house" 11 comments
rosalinas
· 5 years ago
I don't have the luxury to shower before my day begins
Unless I wake up at freaking 4:30 or 5 am
Unless I wake up at freaking 4:30 or 5 am
Theory: A reason Marvel changed their looks for Infinity War 6 comments
rosalinas
· 5 years ago
Everyone looks cool and badass (at least serious) and then there is Hawkeye
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Moisturizer 7 comments
rosalinas
· 5 years ago
That's why I'm 21 and burning all the money on my face
Why is it so expensive to be pretty forever ;-;
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Why is it so expensive to be pretty forever ;-;
Well I know what I’m doing this weekend 3 comments
Take once a day before crying 18 comments
rosalinas
· 5 years ago
Some guy messaging me talking about he wants to talk and that he's a gentleman
Next thing I know is he calling me a cunt for not being interested in seeing his dick
So yea, such a nice guy
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Next thing I know is he calling me a cunt for not being interested in seeing his dick
So yea, such a nice guy
Tastes better than other not-so-popular forms of child to eat