"Why can't my daughter see this movie!?"
Bc it's for 16 and above, miss
"She is 12!"
And you can't do maths, what's new

Time to kill a bitch

I'm so upset that no one tags me

Chris Hemsworth is showing his unapproval face cause he knew what he saw in Thor 3

My businesswoman self will say fuck it cause I have other pencils and can buy 10 more with 10 bucks
But attached ass will pay the money
When the real me shows up at their house, beats their ass and takes my pencil back

Another dumb blonde and her followers
Can't we just make morals and normal sizes trendy again?

The mother ship has arrived

Damn she's slim thicc!

And some giant Sphinx

Before you ask, this is Vietnam
And yes, my people have always been like this
We chill until you touch our rice and communism

Boobs sweat (strange that it happens to me a my little oranges), butt sweat, pretty tummy sweat,...
Summer is just endless sweating hell

Her fans still gonna be all over her "slay, Queen"

You can if you sink deep enough

Her mouth is so tiny

The blue person is just simply dumb (and naive)
The yellow one is an asshole who's looking for free entertainment (which I can totally understand)
Also "I'll fuck you up" must be one of the most powerless threat in the history of threatening line

The new mission impossible looks amazing

Eh... I eat apples like that ._.

It's all about timing
And who you are
Please don't send unwanted nudes

Or give it an ice bucket challenge

Im all about leaving marks but that'd be a no