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rosebud


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Beautiful 7 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
"Hey kid do you want to buy some camouflage?"
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Daily fun facts in a nutshell 9 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
Breaking news: water had been found to be wet
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Good guy jusuf 2 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
I feel like it's more important to have at least the Special Olympics' players' name instead of the other guy.
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You're a fake 6 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
So do I
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WLTH 124: antifail 12 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
How dare people who support a president I don't try to do something good for the homeless!
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Just In Case You've Never Seen One 11 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
I figured if I didn't add the postscript then everyone would criticize me and I would be downvoted to Hell again.
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Boy. 26 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
*heart attack*
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There are some good people around 10 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
Jesus and Christianity are about two separate things? i knew Christianity was owned by the Jews!
(sarcasm)
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Boy. 26 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
Richard, compared to lazy bones, youre as evil as someone who regularly donates to charity, feeds the homeless, and compliments everyone
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Boy. 26 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
You're more evil than @dr_richard_ew
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Boy. 26 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
You have failed us
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Just In Case You've Never Seen One 11 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
Why do you refer to yourself as a whale?
(is just a joke, Monsieur, don't be offended)
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Just In Case You've Never Seen One 11 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
I can now die satisfied
Tfw you walk in on hardcore boning 2 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
Do you think he has a boner?
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Now that is what I call first class 1 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
It doesn't even look like a plane anymore. If I could ever die in a fiery plane crash i'd do it there.
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She would survive in a horror movie 6 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
Realtor: "This house is really cheap, but that's because the entire family that lived in it was brutally murdered."
Homeowner-to-be: "So you're saying this house has a lot of history? Sign me up!"
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Happy Mother's Day FS 3 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
It's true, one time i got mugged by poop in the street
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Frankie, stop embarrassing yourself 2 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
Dont make fun of him. Frankie just thinks outside the fence
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I bet you can relate 9 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
What the fuck
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She would survive in a horror movie 6 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
for once a white person sees something scary and doesn't immediately go towards it
and if any of you think I'm being casually racist please remember that I'm just making a joke
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before they could make the TV logos that we see today, this is what we did 4 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
This 1980s HBO intro was made entirely on a set. the way I think they did it was they built a wall with a fake living room set on the inside of it. Outside, there's a table and a camera on some sort of stick that they just extend forward, and according to reddit the "lens flare" is just fiber optics
https://youtu.be/i1NKoMNy5bY
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Smh, some people have no respect 13 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
be careful who you call ugly in middle school
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It does 12 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS
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That's quite sad 42 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
that would be unfortunate for the semi driver. He'd have to clean garbage off his windshield
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