ex-banana

rosebud


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What can I say except you're welcome 14 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
some peeps have been goin through my profile and serial downvoting everything. I can tell because I'll look at one comment that has 8 upvotes, and then come back an hour later and a row of comments with zero votes are negative and the 8 comment is now 7.
edit) point proven
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Saturday Night Live with Leslie Jones 11 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
i agree. like how Neil DeGrasse Tyson is disliked by a lot of people. You can call him pretentious and an asshole, but he does actually have a pretty good education and he's definitely not an idiot.
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It's your super power 5 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
holy shit dude it’s just a joke. i’m sure they’re all great friends. why are you taking this so seriously?
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when in doubt, sell your crusty, cum-stained, j*zz-dripping underwear to your FB friends 16 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
and he only washed them twice wtf
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The Wife's Tampons 10 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
“I like to read my wife’s tampons”
That sounds very....different without context
edit) alright thanks for downvoting me for saying that lookkng at your wife’s tampons is just a little bit weird
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Americans really love their flags 51 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
wow man that was so deep i must be in a coal mine
This pacifier 3 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
You should show your kid pictures like these and tell him that he was born with a full mustache. If he says “that’s a pacifier” tell him he’s adopted.
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They were kissing their future soul mate 2 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
for a second i got confused because i thought it was a photoshopped image of both of them hugging the empty air that was made to look like they were together. then i looked at the people around them and realized it was a real picture
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Boobs.. Boobs... All around 14 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
unless he isn't attracted to you, in which case, you'll need a Plan B
Americans really love their flags 51 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
thanks i made it myself
I'm from New England... can confirm. 1 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
i pahked my cahr in hahvahrd yahrd
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How can dogs be so pure? 7 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
we still haven't repaid our debt
What can I say except you're welcome 14 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
i dunno, i just used that to exaggerate and use hyperbole
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What can I say except you're welcome 14 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
not necessarily. a feminazi says that she doesn't need no man while proclaiming that all men should die while also referencing a bullshit article that says that women can reproduce without men.
a feminist is a woman who believes in equal treatment and rights between men and women.
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Americans really love their flags 51 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
"the fire was a few hundred yards away, they were doing preventive spraying"
yeah but that doesn't make for a good story = doesn't make for clickbait titles = that doesn't bring in viewers = that doesn't bring in ad revenue
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What can I say except you're welcome 14 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
moana looks like a distraught young woman who is proclaiming that she don't need no man
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Addicts these days 11 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
you should tell the police that your doctor is influencing you to do drugs
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Saving lives 64 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
it's still going on
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Something's definitely wrong 1 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
Today i learned that mice are just prepubescent cats
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How can dogs be so pure? 7 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
yes, because if one dog in China kills a rat, it means a fifteen year old labrador in Canada is also evil.
just like, if dylan klebold and eric harris shoot up a HS, every white person on earth is immediately to blame and should therefore be ashamed. Am i interpreting this correctly?
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smh mainstream music is stealing attention from this 4 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
finally, utter bliss
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smh mainstream music is stealing attention from this 4 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
spazz it would suck so much if you happened to....disappear so that another user such as myself could have your space on the leaderboard
*cough* die already *cough
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Well, that was awkward 13 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
thank you