Scatmandingo

scatmandingo


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Who's side are you on? 21 comments
scatmandingo · 2 hours ago
Ok. Skip the condom and go at it
Who's side are you on? 21 comments
scatmandingo · 4 hours ago
Just wrap it up and go at it.
Who's side are you on? 21 comments
scatmandingo · 5 hours ago
If open relationships became more of a cultural norm in general I think we could avoid a lot of problems.
Vape goals 16 comments
scatmandingo · 1 day ago
As a current vape user and former smoker I can tell you that even with the cost of equipment vaping is close to one tenth of the cost of smoking quality brand cigarettes. The idea, however, that someone is going to make a move from vaping to smoking is extremely unlikely.
Smoking tastes terrible but our minds will tell us not to notice because of the nicotine reward. Once that reward is available without the nasty flavor it no longer ignores it. Part of the way you stop smoking is do both and after a few days the cigarettes just taste horrible and you lose interest.
I'm guessing anyone who starts vaping and then tries a cigarette would be less likely to switch than a non-vaping person would be deciding to start.
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Vape goals 16 comments
scatmandingo · 1 day ago
I feel the same way about motorcycles
Thank you in advance for taking time to share your experience 64 comments
scatmandingo · 1 day ago
When I was about 16 we decided to harass an asshole we all knew by going to the library and getting every "bill me later" magazine subscription card we could find and filling them all out in his name. He was apparently still overloaded with junk mail many years later.
Or was this supposed to be when I was a victim?
Russia really doesn't care 25 comments
scatmandingo · 1 day ago
I have. That's why I don't understand the "ok to ban" opinion. Yeah they are a bunch of weirdos that based a religion around a self-help book that some science fiction writer pulled out of his ass but they are relatively harmless compared to other religions.
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Homemade hidden sliding blade 20 comments
scatmandingo · 1 day ago
You'll be singing a different tune when you are walking alone one night, are assualted and forced into a kitchen then threatened with murder unless you can produce a healthy yet tasty stir-fry from fresh ingredients yet no cutlery is provided. Happened to a guy I know. Twice.
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Ok... sure 6 comments
scatmandingo · 1 day ago
I'm adding this wording to my last will and testament.
Russia really doesn't care 25 comments
scatmandingo · 1 day ago
Pretty minor for a religion; your sentence could be describing the Disney corporation.
Russia really doesn't care 25 comments
scatmandingo · 1 day ago
How?
Russia really doesn't care 25 comments
scatmandingo · 1 day ago
Do Scientologists hurt people?
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Completely scientifically accurate 8 comments
scatmandingo · 1 day ago
The more you know...
We've'st stray'n too far my brethren 4 comments
scatmandingo · 2 days ago
Poor guy. There is literally no other option to get back at one's mother.
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Completely scientifically accurate 8 comments
scatmandingo · 2 days ago
As I child I learned that if you dig through the earth you end up in China. Origin point doesn't matter. Start digging in China you still end up in China. I have seen no scientific studies dispproving this theory.
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What's the best way to fail? 8 comments
scatmandingo · 3 days ago
Oh, I'd totally bang the step dad! It's not molestation if you're 27.
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cringe alert 3 comments
scatmandingo · 4 days ago
She's pretty hot. I'd dick her down for a B.
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Got Milk? Apparently You Don't Need It 21 comments
scatmandingo · 4 days ago
Eat it dry?! If you are trying to convince people of something with pseudosciencethe effect is ruined when you distract them with horrific and downright evil statements like that. Why not just come out and say to (shudder) dip your Oreos in water?
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Who's side are you on? 21 comments
scatmandingo · 4 days ago
While I agree cheating for the excitement of cheating is highly negative it's far from the only reason people do so. Leaving someone because the sex isn't good enough or because they emotionally neglect you (a reason to find affection elsewhere) isn't always straightforward. If there are finances or children involved things can become intimidatingly complex. While cheating is not the honorable way to cope it could be interpreted as the lesser of the evils in some situations.
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Is flat boob or tiny d*ck worse? 20 comments
scatmandingo · 6 days ago
Does flat boobs mean small boobs or flat shaped?
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If you wonder 10 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
Screw you, Benny!
Not saying it does not matter. Just that it's not what should matter the most 7 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
Shouldn't this have a pic of an unattractive woman?
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I pour my milk into the cat for the p*ssy to lick ;) 4 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
Shenanigans. You ever been licked by a cat for any amount of time? It'd be like jerking it with sandpaper.
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If The Lion King was made by National Geographic instead of Disney 11 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
It's not necessarily violent. Maybe he found that head and is returning it to the owner. I guess the head kinda is the owner now that I think about it.
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"Natural diet" 18 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
According to the post they must not be eating enough cooked meat.
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