Scatmandingo

scatmandingo


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RIP 8 comments
scatmandingo · 43 minutes ago
They don’t want something new, they want to remain students forever.
Chug it 34 comments
scatmandingo · 1 hour ago
There can be only one, McCleod!
You never know where your food has been 30 comments
scatmandingo · 1 hour ago
That’s say that erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken.
This make me SO ANGRY! 2 comments
scatmandingo · 1 hour ago
Because you’re a pussy that can’t punch hard when you’re awake?
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You never know where your food has been 30 comments
scatmandingo · 1 hour ago
Is that why you constantly polish it?
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Boom! Masterbation joke!
You never know where your food has been 30 comments
scatmandingo · 2 hours ago
I’m glad you are catching onto my sense of humor, but no joke this time. I don’t understand the deathly fear people have about STDs. HIV aside they are not horribly dangerous and most are easily curable.
You never know where your food has been 30 comments
scatmandingo · 2 hours ago
That is far more reasonable but still probably overkill if you are diligent about condom usage.
No heroine for me 11 comments
scatmandingo · 2 hours ago
I have the opposite problem. Love injections, hate drugs.
You never know where your food has been 30 comments
scatmandingo · 2 hours ago
Every time I have sex I should get tested? That’s patently absurd.
You never know where your food has been 30 comments
scatmandingo · 3 hours ago
Every time what?
In case you wanted to know how old they are in both movie and real 6 comments
scatmandingo · 5 hours ago
Oops. I just realized you mean the actor that played the alien. It was actually just special effects. :p
In case you wanted to know how old they are in both movie and real 6 comments
scatmandingo · 5 hours ago
Haruo Nakajima was 35 in Mothra vs Godzilla and Brent Spiner was 47 when he played Dr. Brakish Okun. Dr. Okun was not an alien, he was merely used by an alien as a way to communicate with humans through speech.
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Actual bike parking in London 3 comments
scatmandingo · 6 hours ago
Usually it means they won’t let you park it in the rear.
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Nofeels, just concern 7 comments
scatmandingo · 6 hours ago
Shhhhhh. Mask that.
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They need more respect 7 comments
scatmandingo · 6 hours ago
Personally I enjoy many of their erections.
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RIP 8 comments
scatmandingo · 6 hours ago
Everyone makes the assumption that this level of debt is incurred in 4-6 years. Some of the people I graduated high school with have spent over a decade on and off in school. They get degrees, then turn around and go back for something completely different because they changed their minds after working in the field. They can keep getting loans because they don’t have to pay anything back as long as they are full time students.
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Welcome to the 21st century, take a seat 2 comments
scatmandingo · 7 hours ago
This guy is willing to do the Pepsi challenge with jizz but isn’t willing to suck the dicks himself? Millennials need a better work ethic.
Till death do us part 3 comments
scatmandingo · 7 hours ago
Plot twist: her wife is 85.
Chug it 34 comments
scatmandingo · 15 hours ago
Really? “Yay, alcoholism!” seemed like a serious comment on a website devoted to humorous memes and comments?
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Favorite superhero 11 comments
scatmandingo · 16 hours ago
Ah, they pulled the old trickaroo on us.
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Favorite superhero 11 comments
scatmandingo · 16 hours ago
So Superman is the only actual superhero listed?
Soft spaghetti, warm spaghetti, little ball of nope 5 comments
scatmandingo · 16 hours ago
I think we both got halfway there. Cold blooded is ectothermic.
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Favorite superhero 11 comments
scatmandingo · 16 hours ago
How so?
You never know where your food has been 30 comments
scatmandingo · 17 hours ago
Fair enough, I still think that’s just a tad less than rampant. Especially when compared to 100% which was the actual point of my comment.
You never know where your food has been 30 comments
scatmandingo · 19 hours ago
In what timeframe? In their life?