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You did it to yourself 21 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
The Dutch are known as very efficient kidnappers.
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You did it to yourself 21 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
I think you’re splitting hairs. I read that as “your muscles have the mechanical capacity” to throw you across the room which is true. What you are saying is true as well. We can’t generate enough current to make that happen.
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Norway is snill 4 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
When I see someone do that I take the keys out and put them in the drivers seat but leave the door unlocked. Still not totally immune to thievery but somewhat better off.
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Oh no, another one 30 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Well those two facts kind of support @chad_bullet. With the accent at least I know Americans refused to adopt it because we wanted to be different, it may be true of as well of both metric and date format.
Oh no, another one 30 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Not sure the exact history but Americans use ordinal numbers for the day like “March 3rd” in spoken form so the writing probably just follows the speech.
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Oh no, another one 30 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
A lot of US bashing lately.
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How to fix a dent in your car for free 4 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
The British can do anything with tea...
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This guy did it, 1 family 1 forest 8 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
In that hypothetical I agree with your assessment.
Too much cheese 10 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Too bad it only doubles the standard amount. Cheese to the eighth power would be impressive.
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This guy did it, 1 family 1 forest 8 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
I’m on the fence. Trees are fine but corn can both feed people and be converted to ethanol which helps reduce the use of fossil fuels.
Ohhhhh 17 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
It just mentions murder and I’m pretty sure that’s always been frowned upon.
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Ohhhhh 17 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
I believe Genghis Khan holds that’s title.
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We are weird 3 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Wow. When you stretch Kanye’s face he looks like Shaq.
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Bout to fail 4 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Urban Dictionary has a very disturbing entry for Peppermint Larry.
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I miss this show 8 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
They are translucent
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Hafthor with his girlfriend 8 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
How do they even?
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Best friends forever 3 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Same.
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I was today years old 9 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Their shameful secret is that the tubs of ice cream and held in groups of four so they actually have 32 flavors at any one time.
I was today years old 9 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
From Wikipedia: “The brothers wanted to call their restaurants ‘Big Tex’, but that name was already used by an Akron business. Instead, they chose the name ‘Arby's’, based on R. B., the initials of Raffel Brothers.”
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No wonder he hired a hitman 3 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
If it’s your first time do you become a hit man once you accept the contract or once you kill the person?
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Next level of music 6 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Pootie Tang?
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Teletubbies 1 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
If you look closely you can see that those are not the original Teletubbies but are in fact the British Money Lady in four different colors of outfits.
If you haven’t heard of BML her story is quite charming; she became a bit of a national mascot after being chosen as the Face of Britain’s New Currency in a BBC radio contest.
Her name is Vicki or something like that. Check her out on Wikipedia.
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Crazy photo 18 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Yeah. Not just Germany. More like the sane majority of the world.
I mean, is that some kind of special pitcher?!
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Easily confused 2 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Maybe he just didn’t offer enough.
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The darkness 17 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Boo