Vriska Serket

shadowlord


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I will never give up my dishwasher 7 comments
shadowlord · 2 hours ago
It pisses me off so fucking much.
I always put off the dishes until it's only my mom who is home because as stated she could care less what goes in the dishwasher, so long as it gets clean in the end.
I will never give up my dishwasher 7 comments
shadowlord · 3 hours ago
ugh, my stepdad is so fucking anal about handwashing things, he wont let me put...
baking pans
bowls larger than soupbowls
pots
pans
knives (except butter knives)
cutting boards
cooling racks
and several other things. in the dishwasher.
although my mom is more like "whatever it gets clean regardless"
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Green Pork Roast 24 comments
shadowlord · 3 hours ago
Grey Steak.
sounds kinda dull, whelp time to wear red underwear and eat some liver or sausage or something.
Black pork roast 67 comments
shadowlord · 3 hours ago
Grey Steak.
Black pork roast 67 comments
shadowlord · 3 hours ago
best one yet
Sally the cat 3 comments
shadowlord · 12 hours ago
Am I the only one who noticed how Lucifer is left handed.
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Obama be lifting 10 comments
shadowlord · 12 hours ago
It was, come to think of it I had this dream when he first said that small loan of a million dollars.
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High definition 12 comments
shadowlord · 1 day ago
a world without net neutrality can be easily described like this: "Imagine if EA was your ISP"
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Obama be lifting 10 comments
shadowlord · 1 day ago
I had a dream once where I asked trump for a 1,000,000 dollars then he gave it to me... no weird twist just a weird dream I had once.
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Everyone has that one awful friend 6 comments
shadowlord · 1 day ago
um... yeah thats me
I despise talking to people on the phone, I much prefer text based or irl.
not one of my normal uploads, but I can't stop listening to this. 11 comments
shadowlord · 1 day ago
yep, np I hope you enjoy.
Lol, I'm still hearing the BGM now after all these years 3 comments
shadowlord · 1 day ago
not enough floods or Jormungandr
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not one of my normal uploads, but I can't stop listening to this. 11 comments
shadowlord · 2 days ago
however listening to them, they remind me more of Nightwish than they remind me of Eluveitie.
not one of my normal uploads, but I can't stop listening to this. 11 comments
shadowlord · 2 days ago
meh not really, Eluveitie is Folk Metal in its epitome, rather than gothic metal (also swiss rather than italian.)
granted I haven't listened to Lacuna Coil before and had to google them, so maybe im wrong. But I can't imagine many gothic metal bands having bagpipe or hurdy-gurdy (yes that is a real instrument you can see it played in the video) solos.
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not one of my normal uploads, but I can't stop listening to this. 11 comments
shadowlord · 2 days ago
no problem at all, Eluveitie is one of my favourite bands, if you want more like this check out Inis Mona from the album Slania.
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not one of my normal uploads, but I can't stop listening to this. 11 comments
shadowlord · 2 days ago
yay, someone shares my taste in music.
not one of my normal uploads, but I can't stop listening to this. 11 comments
shadowlord · 2 days ago
tbh I didn't expect too many people on here to enjoy it that much, but eh I just wanted to share it.
Me and sheep. The sheep is the star! 31 comments
shadowlord · 2 days ago
Adorable sheepie! :)
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I really could hear it 12 comments
shadowlord · 3 days ago
I can't remember the music but like... I can hear it without knowing it at all.
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Jokes 12 comments
shadowlord · 3 days ago
ah but you said "gay sex" and not "gaysex(tm)"
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Jokes 12 comments
shadowlord · 4 days ago
my answers are
1. Gaysex (Registered trademark)
2. See 1.
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fits perfectly 18 comments
shadowlord · 1 week ago
I want this extension, even If I don't use twitter, I will start doing that just so I can see this.
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I have done it. 15 comments
shadowlord · 1 week ago
Yeah same here, kinda,
Night elf 26 comments
shadowlord · 1 week ago
Yeah I think it says that in the monster manual for 3.5 (in my opinion the best edition)
They in jail 13 comments
shadowlord · 1 week ago
C: my mom would never buy those for me.
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