signofcrashtest

signofcrashtest

A not-so-funny person on a funny website.
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Pencil printer concept 4 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
No color printing
Hey Squidward 2 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
"Hey Squidward, wanna play?"
NO
"Can you please play with me?"
YES
· Edited 6 years ago
As izi as that 15 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
Well, thanks for the advice, then
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As izi as that 15 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
Yeah, but you still have to spend a good chunk of time with them. I don't have to like them, but a lot of the time I end up hating them. Maybe it's me that's the problem and not them though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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As izi as that 15 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
Except when you're in a group project with them at school :/
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An unusually shaped building in Sopot, Poland 4 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
Fun fact: the name of the place is called 'krzywy domek' which means crooked house
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You just killed an entire family 6 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
How about we kill the momma too, so that way she won't have to worry ;)
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Vacuum packaging 12 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
When the teacher knows you got a latex fetish
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That's true 9 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
Definitely!
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I tried 4 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
The only way you're going to get over an addiction or lose weight is if you do it for yourself.
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Fun fact about Japan 8 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
Anime is a Japanese invention? I had absolutely no idea at all!
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That's true 9 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
So is chicken, but people still make it work. The really beauty of cooking is in the spices, herbs, oils, and all sorts of ingredients that marinade and make love to each other in the pot. Sure tofu might be a bit bland, but what's better to create artwork on then a blank canvas?
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That's true 9 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
Quite the contrary, actually. There's practically a vegan substitute for everything, including vegan egg, which can be used in both omelets and cakes (and the cake is reaaallly good too). It all just depends how skilled you are at cooking, honestly.
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What the f*ck?! 7 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
NOOOOooooooooo ;--;
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I always make my character look mildly normal for this reason 4 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
NIce to see another fan on Jojo around! I'm just trying to imagine what Jotaro would look like in a cowboy hat
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Rakesh got no chill 9 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
Even the girls get boners when they see her
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If your food is so much better, why copy everything else you choose not to eat? 12 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
Many cows are stuffed full of hormones to produce milk, which isn't healthy for the cows at all. Plus, instead of roaming free, they're still held in captivity. And even though I'm not vegan or vegetarian, I prefer almond milk, because drinking another animal's tiddy milk seems a bit wrong to me.
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If your food is so much better, why copy everything else you choose not to eat? 12 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
Because many people become vegan for ethical reasons. So, if there is food that they're used to eating but made from soy instead, it can make the transition a bit easier.
(This coming from a meat-eater who thinks people can be complete assholes when it comes to veganism)
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pathetic 3 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
*I've ever seen
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Mesmerizing eyes 5 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
They 'blue' my mind too
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Just how are you supposed to tell Monaco from Indonesia? 6 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
The white eagle is on Poland's crest, and sometimes on the flag, but normally the flag is just the red and white stripes.
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Not what you're expecting 13 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
huh nice one, and I added a new word to my vocabulary
Not what you're expecting 13 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
Alright ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Not what you're expecting 13 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
This wouldn't be called a cock block.... so what would it be called? A pussy push?
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Proof #27592647 that Lunchables are NOT for kids 10 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
Good times, man
I swear to god though, the only reason I know about so many fucked up fetishes is because of the internet. Like, I get the whole humiliation thing, but diapers are really.... gross .-.
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