fuck that was in the title

And it would smudge

Well, thanks for the advice, then

Yeah, but you still have to spend a good chunk of time with them. I don't have to like them, but a lot of the time I end up hating them. Maybe it's me that's the problem and not them though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Definitely!

So is chicken, but people still make it work. The really beauty of cooking is in the spices, herbs, oils, and all sorts of ingredients that marinade and make love to each other in the pot. Sure tofu might be a bit bland, but what's better to create artwork on then a blank canvas?

Quite the contrary, actually. There's practically a vegan substitute for everything, including vegan egg, which can be used in both omelets and cakes (and the cake is reaaallly good too). It all just depends how skilled you are at cooking, honestly.

NOOOOooooooooo ;--;